Unknown Facts about Mark Driscoll!

1. Mark never sleeps, he plants Churches.

2. Mark is so holy he can add new books to the Bible, like Acts29

3. Mark once killed a man by reading him Calvin’s Institutes.

4. In prison Mark shanked a man in prison to keep his front teeth.

5. Mark is now afraid to shower with other men.

6. Mark used to swear more until his Tourette syndrome was properly medicated.

7. Mark has the mark of the beast tattooed on his buttocks

8. Mark once attended a U2 concert.

9. Mark used to be grunge when grunge wasn’t cool.

10. Mark once talked to Ravi Zachariah so Mark might be saved.

11. Mark once talked to Ravi Zachariah so Mark might not be saved.

 12. Mark shot a man while robbing his castle, Bobbie Sue took the money and run.

13. Before Mark was converted, he was the Rooster  and the Man in The Box (lyrics contain swear words so if you are easily offended do not click link)

14. Mark has seen the Black Hole Sun.

15. Mark dated Alice in Chains and members of Soundgarden.

16. Mark once went to see Swearengen to learn more swear words for sermons but left early as they did not swear enough.

17. A big part of Marks seminary training was at the Chapel before he realized it was a bar.

I am sure there are more, I am doing more research even now.

I. Todyaso

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17 Responses to Unknown Facts about Mark Driscoll!

  1. Alyssa says:

    This is a pretty pathetic attack on Mark Driscoll. It’s not even funny just nauseating. If you have a valid point, fine let’s hear it. Otherwise I feel reading your blog is a complete waste of time. I don’t know you folk so I will give you the benefit of the doubt but I do hope that you are doing more in your Christian faith than lashing out at other Christians!

    I find it really disapointing to come across pathetic timewasters like this blog.

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  2. itodyaso says:

    Alyssa,

    This was one of our best-researched articles on Mark Driscoll. I hope you are doing more than lashing out at the Truth Warriors of Truth that we are. It seems that Driscollians are the most annoyed by this “attack” which we here call a rebuke and call to Mark to repent, (That is if he is truly regenerate like we are). So, where is all this “grace” you are supposed to have? Huh? Huh? It is like you are a girl or something.

    I suggest you read a few more articles before you judge and condemn us as we are the anointed called out ones of God. We share the same anointing of our great and impressively worthy Pastor of the Internet, Ken Silva.

    We are Just, and we live by Faith in OUR doctrine,
    I. Todyaso

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  3. Spencer says:

    Say whatever you want, but it is clear from your attitude and your demeanor that you are not a Christian concerned with the unity of Christ or the growth of his Church, if a Christian at all. Christians are supposed to be loving, and though there is time for rebuke it is supposed to be done out of love and with honor for the person you are speaking to. You could really benefit from reading 1 Timothy. In fact, here is 1 Timothy 4-6 which I think clearly pertains to you: “he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about words, which produce envy, dissension, slander, evil suspicions, and constant friction among people who are depraved in mind and deprived of the truth, imagining that godliness is a means of gain.” I hope you are able to repent of your sin.

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    • itodyaso says:

      ooooo! Can you feel the love tonight! Spencer… dearest ignorant Spencer… this site is dedicated to the TRUTH WAR… and it is clear which side you are on… the wrong side. Now Mark Driscoll is fine on Tuesdays, Thursdays and every other Sunday… other days, one better be careful for Mark may spout off some profanity that would make Bono blush!

      So please do not attack me while hiding behind a sad eisogesisic misreading of scripture and REPENT and come over to the Right Side of the Truth War… John MacArthur will then add you to the book of Life… I last recall it was sitting on his coffee table when I visited last week in our Truth Warrior club meeting.

      I. Todyaso

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  4. Spencer says:

    All you do is continue to prove my point through your irreverent sarcasm. Mocking my appeals for you to exercise a loving and Christ-like attitude demonstrates the status of your heart: unrepentant and lacking regeneration. Just because you call this the TRUTH WAR does not mean that you are free to discard the posture of a Christian, which includes honoring one another and loving the brotherhood. I’m sure you will come back with some pithy comment about how you are loving the brotherhood by revealing these alleged evils of Mark Driscoll, but it remains that you are simply slandering a man striving with all of his might to do the work the Lord has set before him. Not only do I seriously doubt your accusations about Mark, but I see no proof of your statements on your site. How about you post a video in which Mark curses since it is apparently so easy to find. If you do decide to do this, be sure to include the 10 seconds prior and after so it is clear you have not edited it in. To be honest, even if you can clearly demonstrate an instance in which Mark allows some profanity so slip, (which I doubt you can) it will not discount all of the hard and earnest work that Mr. Driscoll has done to shepherd his flock well and to see people meet Jesus. After all, we were all sinners before meeting Christ, and we still struggle with sin daily in order that by the Spirit we may be conformed to the image of Jesus Christ. In fact the Bible is a book about how God calls imperfect men to participate in His perfect plan in order that by our weakness He may demonstrate his strength through grace. If you want to claim that Mark cannot be a man of God because you think he swears (which you have not proven)then you need to spend a little time reviewing the founding principle of Christianity: GRACE. Furthermore, if you are really committed to people knowing THE TRUTH, you should spend more time leading people to Jesus and less time feeding your “unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about words, which produce envy, dissension, slander, evil suspicions, and constant friction among people who are depraved in mind and deprived of the truth.” Again I call you to REPENT from your slandering of Mark Driscoll. If you are a Christian, you should be concerned with what effect your pointless accusations may have on the body of Christ: His church.

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  5. truthslayer says:

    hello Spencer,

    just want to establish that we are a satire site and from what I have heard and read about Driscoll – I like him!!!

    ITodyaso is using parody to show how SILLY some of the ODMs are in THEIR criticism /evaluation (ie sometimes slander) of Mark as well as OTHERS…ie our brothers in Christ (yours and ours!)

    Therefore this is not an attack on Driscoll, but rather a parody to simply show our audience the lunacy how carried away some ODMs can get.

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  6. Jakob says:

    This is absolutely childish and absurd.
    I’m sorry you have problem with the truth and a man who has the balls to speak it.

    He makes no claim which is not supported by Scripture.

    He does not show self righteousness to others but acts in humility.

    He has influenced and changed many peoples lives.

    If you wish to be so self-righteous and insult a member of the body of Christ by making sarcastic remarks about him do so. I can’t change your heart, although it obviously needs to be changed.

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  7. Jakob says:

    I’d now like to comment that I retract my former statement as I understand now you were joking.
    But even as a joke it is offensive.

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  8. centralityofthegospel says:

    Oh my, Oh my, Oh my!!! 🙂

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  9. centralityofthegospel says:

    keep it up itodyaso!!!!! If your ever in Mn lets do lunch!

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  10. Rudy Huxtable says:

    God is love

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  11. Andre Botes says:

    Hallow bud , well you could of given driscol some props in your message and this would of indicated a measure of support that do you propose you should not have..CHRIST is building the body so we have faith in this and not some of mans errors ..Marc is a member of the family of GOD and to chirp a brother without acknowledging him as a big brother in the home…is that cool for the family ?,I see your angel and its great but you could show more support unless u believe u offer the complete truth without any error…Marc is Cool in the collective body of Christ sense not always as a single as U you and I can also be…We all have members in our household that offer interesting personalities…Uv brave and obviously passionate,and have some creative cool ways of rebuking and Christ can use Os like U..We all need HIM(CHRIST) Anyways some good joke ha heres another joke Chuck Norris was baptised by Marc..:)

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  12. Andre Botes says:

    Hallow bud , well you could of given driscol some props in your message and this would of indicated a measure of support.. do you propose you should not have..CHRIST is building the body so we have faith in this and not some of mans errors ..Marc is a member of the family of GOD and to chirp a brother without acknowledging him as a big brother in the home…is that cool for the family ?,I see your angel and its great but you could show more support unless u believe u offer the complete truth without any error…Marc is Cool in the collective body of Christ sense not always as a single rep as U you and I can also be…We all have members in our household that offer interesting personalities…Ur brave and obviously passionate,and have some creative cool ways of rebuking and Christ can use Os like U..We all need HIM(CHRIST). 1 or 2 good jokes ha heres another joke Chuck Norris was baptised by Marc..:)

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  13. Andre Botes says:

    I mean angle not angel ha..sorry

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  14. David Kennedy says:

    I believe its in James chapter 1 that Paul tells us to not speak unless its clearly and with understanding, your whole idea of parody, is actually severe liable and extremely hateful. If as you say that you actually Like Mark you would never actually think what you have written funny or even remotely truthful.

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