Shoving Planks… and ODM’s are saying this!?!?!

Recently I went to that apostate site as I heard Ken Silva was teaching mightily there. I also heard that Pastor John Chisham also known as Pastorboy was there beating the holy tar out of those emerging Warrenites! I was gleeful at first until I came across an accusations by Tim Reed who stated that Pastorboy had told someone to “Take their plank and shove it.”

I was shocked!

I was shocked that an apostate like Tim Reed would rebuke someone as holy as Pastorboy! Yet, I also realized that what Pastorboy stated was unwholesome and nasty and bordered on the homoerotic!

In fact here is his full quote to Tim.

pastorboy Says:
June 9th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Hey Tim,

Take that plank and shove it. No really, i mean it. No satire. Straight up. I am sick and tired of your false accusations. Be a man and quit attacking me over the computer with your ignorant side comments. You don’t know me! I pray that you get born-again and find out what real love is. “OH PB, you don’t know what real love is” Whatever. If I have a log, yours is a redwood.


UPDATE: Pastorboy claims this was all satire, yet I will point out that he stated: “Take that plank and shove it. No really, i mean it. No satire.” He claims we are lying, yet it is obvious who really is.

 I am appalled at this sort of language. We have taken great pains as such people like Ken Silva and Steve Camp have gone far in revising our Church history to remove anything that might be crass. We love Luther, but deny any foul language or crassness that some claim as total falsehood.

I must state as some other writers here also have, that some ODM’s are losing sight of their own holy standard and becoming much too worldly. As a pastor myself I would tell my own church to leave it or defrock me if I was telling the unsaved or apostate to “Take that plank and shove it.”

Sadly John is not the only one that has stated this sort of thing, but we have given grace in the past, yet now it is sin just running amok in the ODM camp and must be dealt with! Sadly it was another emerging apostate that pointed out Chris Pajak, who sometimes writes for CRN, as stating something very similar! How sad when even apostates and heretics can so easily find sin in our own camp!

If we are to win in this Truth War of higher self righteous standards, we need to live by them.

I call that those who know John Chisham and his church call for his immediate dismissal as pastor at his church, we must keep the sinners like this out. Unless he is truly Elect then he can just repent and keep on sinning.

And John, the eye is painful enough place to have a plank, we do not need new places to shove them into.

Jesus wept,

I. Todyaso


7 Responses to Shoving Planks… and ODM’s are saying this!?!?!

  1. Joe C says:

    Just remember, it’s OK to do that because Elijah mocked the Baal prophets!!

    If a PROPHET can mock, so can’t we. Of course God approves of every event that transpires in the Bible!!!!!

    God wills it!


  2. itodyaso says:

    Joe, Joe, Joe,

    Remember, Elijah only stated that Baal was predisposed on the toilet. Elijah would never have stoop to stating that Baal had anything up his pooper, let alone that he should shove anything there,

    Remember there are Levitical laws against sodomy… And it seems that Pastorboy is telling people to not only practice this, but he is endorsing it!

    I. Todyaso


  3. pastorboy says:

    Hey Carlos.

    You lied. This is not the full post. It said on the bottom, this is Satire.

    Oh well, it is okay for ADMs to lie. I am sure there will be a post justifying lying like there was one justifying crude language.


  4. itodyaso says:


    And you still are trying to justify your own sin? I have read satire that seems to have higher standards than you do. Shame! So then you lie and say it is satire after you say it is not?

    Might I also remind you of the warning in James against double minded men?

    James 1: 4. Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. 5. If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.
    6. But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7. That man should not think he will receive anything from the Lord; 8. he is a double-minded man, unstable in all he does.

    Apparently you ask for wisdom then finds that gift not worthy of being used.

    Sad indeed.

    I. Todyaso


  5. willfarelxv says:

    Planks should be used for fire wood not shoving. Heretics should be burned at the stake of weblogs!


  6. itodyaso says:


    “Heretics should be burned at the stake of weblogs!”

    I suddenly became very excited!

    Have you read my well researched and highly biblcal post on stoning?

    I. Todyaso


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