Jesus is our weapon

July 31, 2008

 

 

Recent events have made me think again. Often people preach Jesus as a loving and caring person. He is not. He hates everyone that does not believe OUR doctrines. If you do not tow our line of belief-ism, then you are going to hell.

That is our Gospel. That is our truth. The truth warriors have realized that Jesus is our weapon.

With him we can judge and condemn anyone we want.

Now, we are the Elect, so there is no need to worry about judging others. That is why God placed us here and why God gifted us! If we do not share the Good News that people are going to Hell, then no one will.

Jesus is our weapon, we can use Him to abuse those who we deem less deserving of God’s grace than we are.

So, we encourage all those who follow the Online Disernmentalist Mafia Creed to go forth in joy knowing you are doing the will of our Doctrine and Our God.

Sola Scriptura!

I. Todyaso


This week in the Truth Wars! Ken Silva… the saga of evil!

July 29, 2008

I am saddened… We lost two giants in the ODM world… then one reappeared! Glory!

 

Jim Bublitz has closed his blog down as he is sick… and on a very serious note, please pray for Jim as he may need a transplant of some kind. He was known for his kindness toward those evil and vile emergents. His wit and wisdom was one of a kind and he will sorely be missed by those he attacked in the name of the Truth War.

 

Ken Silva pulled a quick one on all of us. In the spirit of Slice of Laodicea, he was forced to delete his entire blog because some sap threatened to sue him. How unchristian of that fellow! And so unbiblical!

 

On another note, Ingrid was able to force her hand again with her wonderful lawyers and shut down a site that noted she once had a boyfriend who did drugs, and she might have had some insight into that lifestyle. It is great that she was able to do this again as she once was able to get those heretics at CRN.info (comment #22) to change a post she felt harmed her. I think this is great that we can live in a land where we can force the Truth War by any means on those heretics.

 

In the end, Ken was able to save his site and moved to another ISP. There he can still write freely against those who are for Pope Rick Warren. This fellow was so threatened by the slander research opinions of Ken he turned to worldly ways to stop him. Note that Ken’s donations were down so this came at a great time for him. He orchestrated his plan in such a wonderful way!

 

Cheers to Ken.

 

Blessed to use Jesus to judge and condemn other,

 

I. Todyaso


Chris Rosebrough: Dirty Mouth? Clean it Up! Updated!

July 7, 2008

Update: We here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia are proud to say we made a difference. Chris Rosebrough has change the original post from the profanity he used to “jerk”. Thank God for us.

 

Here is the screenshot of his original  post.

I. Todyaso 

 

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Laodiceans,

Recently we were overjoyed that Uber-ODM, mentor, and all around nice gal, Ingrid, from Slice of Laodicea returned to the ranks of the Sanctified and Perfected and called down the wrath of God on all who thought George Carlin was an evil, dirty-mouthed, lying, going to hell, not made in the image of God reprobate. She wrote:

Yesterday I wrote about the passing of George Carlin and his legacy of mainstreaming a lot of moral filth. My critics claimed that I only saw him as a cultural war enemy and that I was too harsh and too outspoken about his gutter humor.

She also wrote:

It is singularly fitting that what passes for Christianity today would celebrate the life and comedic routines of George Carlin. In fact, based on the language and spirit of much in the purportedly Christian blog world today, I would say that there is no better representative icon of post-Christian Christianity than George Carlin.

We here at ODM agree. Kudos to Ingrid for having the courage to point out that George Carlin was a destructive force and that Christians ought not to have ever laughed at him or his jokes. Now let’s see her take her courage one step more.

I am sad to report that the trend of Christians using the potty-mouthed humor of secular jokers has reared its ugly head again. This time from respected ODM and Extreme Theologian Chris Rosebrough. Here’s the direct quote from his blog, Extreme Theology:

Bill Cosby tells a story about a friend who tried to convince him to try cocaine by claiming that it enhances one’s personality. Cosby’s retort was classic. He asked, “Yeah, but what if you’re an ass****?”

I think the same principle applies to being “Purpose-Driven” and “finding your purpose”.

 

I cannot tell you had saddened I am by this development. Chris Rosebrough has long been a respected member of the ODM community, but he evidently did not get the memo on this one: We ODM’s are opposing all things secular, all things comedy, all things laughter, all things fun and all things filthy-language oriented. You have got to be kidding me Chris!?! I am shocked and ashamed.

Well, here’s hoping that super-gal Ingrid will demonstrate the same courage on this one that she did against that heretic imonk and the backslidden boys of CRN.info. I know I am going to be hitting Slice quite a lot in the next day or so hoping to see if she blogs against this foul-mouthed, potty-mouthed, filthy-mouthed joke of an ODM.

Wake up people! Can’t you see there’s a war going on all around us? We don’t need the George Carlin’s and Bill Cosby’s of this world to make our theological points!!! Chris, by posting this line from Cosby you have totally undermined any authority or respect you may have once had. You need to get repenting.

I write because I care. I am always struggling for you in Laodicea because I love you. To paraphrase the words of our hero Ingrid:

When I re-read [Rosebrough’s] utter disregard for the well-being of [everyone] in his audience [at Extreme Theology]…I feel true indignation.”

Me too.

Really. Truly. Sad.

struggle4laodicea


Ingrid of Slice of Laodicea Opens Attack on The Online Discernmentalist Mafia! UPDATED NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!

July 4, 2008

Ingrid Schlueter has openly attacked this site for holding our fellow ODM’s to the high standard that she sets herself. In the past we here have voiced our concerns such as Ingrid’s Slide into contemplative compromise. (See links below!)

Ingrid calls this an “insult blog” yet we insult no one. In fact the high standard she accuses others for not holding we see that she does not hold. She should thank us that God put us here to set her straight from the evil and vile contemplative path she is on.

Now, we do not take offense. Ingrid needs to practise her “discernmetnalist” gift that seems to have been waining the past few months. We are glad to see she has lumped Ray Comfort into the same lump that Ravi Zacharias is in. How dare Ray speak at a Word of Faith conference! He even tries to defend himself from Ingrid of all the nerve! I mean some of those degenerates might have gotten saved!

God is wrathful and hates sinners. So it is good to us that Ingrid of Slice is beginning to see sinners who compromise their faith and risk losing the truth to those who are not saved.

Just remember we here hold the standard to the standard bearers and if they fail we will be here to point it out. And we thank Ingrid for her calling out Ray Comfort in his slide into justifying the Word of Faith Movement.

 

I might also quote from my “Mentor” Pastor/Teacher/Internet Saviour Ken Silva something to consider in her addressing me.

“What I wish to bring out is how easy, and I’ll argue arrogant as well, it is for people to simply disregard the teaching of someone like myself … I am very surprised to see you so quick in attempting to instruct someone like me whom Jesus has called as one of His pastor-teachers.” ~ Ken Silva

Also, Ingrid, does your pastor know you are attempting to usurp the authority of men in the pulpit like myself? Have you not read in scripture women should remain quite?

Serving Jesus in the fields of apologetics, Comparative Religion and evangelizing non-Christian cults for over 25 years,

I. Todyaso

 

related articles:

Christian Research Net Supports Ingrid’s Contemplative Backslide! UPDATED!

Ingrid’s hidden Contemplative agenda!

Slice of Moon Pie!: Updated

Slice is Losing it!

Please Ray, Repent!

Ken Silva Threatens to Sew Me!

 

UPDATE:

We noticed a slight up rise in hits from the attack from Ingrid yesterday. Yet, what astounds us most is that with the huge audience that Ingrid has, beards was the greater search word. Even combining all the “online discernmentalist mafia” searches beards won. Yes, Ingrid is sending us traffic yet beards is of more interest than a hit piece by Slice.

Search Views
beards 23
online discernmentalist mafia 21
mark driscoll 9
beard styles 7
the secret 7
stupidity 3
online discernment mafia 3
“online discernmentalist mafia” 2
todd friel 2
wolf sheep 2

 

UPDATE 2: July 3rd was one of the highest days in a long time though not the highest we have had. Though we had 206 hits you can see below more people came here to read about “beards” than came here through the search engine looking for the term “Online discernmentalist Mafia” or its variations. I was suspect that all that extra traffic was from the attack and thought that on the 4th of July the attack would greatly intensify from all the readers of Slice. Yet, it seems it has not. In fact is was one of our slower days with 111 hits.

Yesterday

Search Views
beards 15
sneeze 6
beard styles 4
stupidity 4
the secret 3
online discernmentalist mafia 3
benny hinn 2
glass of water 2
4 horsemen of the apocalypse 2
how can one be rich and call themselves 1

Again. beards won.

 

So far today July 5th the search terms do not even have Online Discernmenatalist Mafia or variants at all. It seems we are no longer under attack. Currently at 8:51 we are at 67 hits and rising.

Today

Search Views
beards 8
beard styles 4
mark driscoll 3
sneeze 2
madonna copy 2
wrath of god 2
pastor benny hinn 2
benny hinn 1
god pillar of fire 1
gods wrath 1

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