How dare he do this!

August 28, 2008

How dare he do this!

Paula of Purpose Drivel obsessed with Richard Abanes’ Testicles!

August 27, 2008

Recently I attempted to stop the evil and vile rumors that Ingrid of Slice was pregnant. Someone reported hearing from Ingrid’s mouth on her radio show that she may not be doing her show as she had “morning illness”. After confirming with Ingrid I made sure to report this as not true and told the person who heard Ingrid say this to stop saying she said it.




I am shocked beyond belief. Even horrified at the blog posting at Purpose Drivel. It seems that Paula aka terrigal is obsessing over Richard Abanes’ testicles! Now, I would have overlooked this warrior for the Truth War and this indiscretion had she not asked me to confirm certain questions she had about Richard’s testicles. Personally, I have never taken the time to consider another man’s testicles nor would I even think of bringing them up in discussion. Yet, since these questions were asked of me, I feel compelled to answer and then ask a few of my own questions.


First off, Paula, I never was asked by you the original questions, yet, you published lies concerning my answers. You stated:


“yes, Itodyaso reports that Richard Abanes confirms he does indeed still have two testicles”


“yes, Itodyaso reports that Richard Abanes confirms he does NOT yet have low testosterone.”

or even

“yes, Itodyaso reports that Richard Abanes confirms he does NOT have prostate issues!”



Now, I cannot confirm or deny Richard still has two testicles.


I also cannot confirm or deny Richard does not yet have low testosterone.


I also cannot confirm or deny Richard does not have prostate issues.


Now that is cleared up, here are my questions.


I assume Paula is married. Yet, if she is not, then why is a virgin who should be seeking the purity of Christ Jesus and OUR doctrines, who is fighting for OUR truth and doctrines so obsessed with Richard’s testicles. I believe Richard is married. So personally I believe his testicles are only the business of himself, his wife and maybe his doctor. If Paula is married that is even worse! Why is a married woman obsessing over another man’s testicles that are not her own husbands! I believe that is a close to adultery as one can come according to the bible. The real question is does Paula’s husband have testicles since he lets his wife publicly obsess over another man’s testicles. Also, I wonder how someone like Ken Silva allows you to defend him as you do. It seems that this is way below the high standard we set as the one’s that hold and protect the Truth of OUR doctrines.


This is nasty, perverted and sick…


Since I was forced to put this much thought in all of this, I will say this much. Whether you agree with Richard or not, one must say in how he stood up to so many of us Truth Warriors he must have a set of brass ones.


Repent Paula, your mind seems to be in the emergent gutter and that is no place for a real lady truth warrior. Repent and return the high standard we set for others. I should have wondered when you asked me of the relevance of all this in the comments. We all know that relevance is very emerging and has no place on our side of this Truth War.


Truly saddened and disgusted by this,


I. Todyaso

Spurgeon Coffee Mug!

August 24, 2008

You’ve seen it here… The Spurgeon coffee mug. Who can live without your daily Spurgeon.





Bigfoot still hates me!

August 24, 2008

Fellow warriors,

This heavy persecution from Bigfoot is really taking it’s toll on me. I ask you to pray that God’s full vengeance is set against him. When I talk to Vietnam vets they describe the horror of war. I too understand as one of the front warriors in this Truth War against all of God’s enemies. , PDL’ers, liberals, and missing link primates all seem to hate me. I hold up the high standard of those who fight daily in this truth war. Remember, it is people like me who see fit to attack those who hate OUR doctrines.

Finances are just not coming in. I am forced to not only preach at my church of 5 but also must take a day job to support my continual war against the enemies of OUR doctrines that make us Elect and give us that special grace others only wish they could have.

I am so persecuted by these reprobates that I too know what a person that has fought in war. I am a martyr for OUR doctrines. Please stand with me. Pray a pox on all who oppose and hate me. Even some of our faithful brother and sister ODM’s have turned against me for holding their standard up for them.

My banner is still waving, just as the those Great Marines in that famous picture. Together we must stand for our fragile truth and protect it now more than ever. We must not let those that oppose us have any victory in Christ and stumble into heaven. Imagine having to share your mansion with Tony Jones, Doug Pagett, Rick Warren or Bigfoot. What a horror that would be.

I know that my own church is small, but this blog ministers to thousands if not ten’s or thousands and I know that you also feel as I do about this truth war. Together will must stand and protect God, country and OUR doctrines as we understand them.


Taking a stand and filling the gap for you,

I. Todyaso

Rumors about Ingrid of Slice!

August 22, 2008


Ingrid of Slice and I talked a bit the other day. She confirms she is NOT PREGNANT. I wish that this persecution of her would stop. It seems some out there will stop at nothing to spread rumors and lies about others. She was very upset and stated that comments like that make this site look mean and hurt her on a personal level. Of course we are mean as that is our calling as Truth Warriors and how we fight for the truth as as walk in the Ways of the Master Discernmentalist. Yet, stuff like that is uncalled for.

On another note, I hear Richard Abanes may be pregnant.

Keep fighting that war for OUR Truth with what ever it takes,

I. Todyaso

This site is temporarily closed due to lawsuit threat!

August 4, 2008


About five months ago we broke the story of the “sort of” salvation of Bigfoot. Yesterday I received a letter from my ISP stating I am committing TOS violations due to that article. Yes… Bigfoot is suing me. He claims I am misrepresenting what he stated.

We here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia are never wrong. That is our creed and our doctrine. We reported by way of very reliable sources that Bigfoot stated, “Arrrgh, herrrr mmmhhh roooo.” His claim is that instead of “roooo”, he stated, “rooooooo”.

Now we suspect Bigfoot’s salvation as he was lead to Jesus by Rick Warren and Brian McLaren. So, we also believe that Bigfoot is a liar and a slanderer. I accuse him back to his face all the “libel” he claims of us.

On another note, I have received great compliments from many who see this site as mean. Thank God. I strive to represent the God I serve and be true to our Doctrine in the Spirit and Power of the Truth War. The only real mean “person” is Bigfoot who is showing the fruit of the Purpose Driven Pope Rick Warren by his unchristian actions of attacking me… a pastor. We are preparing a counter-suit.

If you hate us, then you are not worthy of being a Truth Warrior.

Please stand in prayer with us in this troubled time. This site may be gone do to this lawsuit unless you send donations.


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Of course we blame Rick Warren for all of this.


I. Todyaso

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