Just When I Thought I Could Say “Amen”…

January 28, 2009

 

Take A Stand Ministries “”Now in our 26th year of standing for truth!” have used their bible based satellite system (BS) to sift absolute truth from horrendous Rick Warren prayer drivel. A hardened apologist with 2 weeks under his belt noted “We have Eric to thank for his expertise in being a sharp shooting saviour of truth discernmentalism!” Barger explains “I have researched Islam for many years.” no doubt with the use of his carefully calibrated billion dollar BS system. He further articulated “Isa” in no way represents the Jesus of the Bible ” Another unnamed apologist spoke up at the discernmentalist conference trying to expose this fallacy “Could it be” he said inquisitively ” that Warren was simply trying to use Isa as an apologetic to point them using the Quaranic reference to the REAL Jesus?” Thankfully our Robot Researchers quickly muzzled any views that were a) confused with support of Warren b) showed any rationality c) used opposing discernment skills (Like the ones used by William Lane Craig or Ravi Zacharias)

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia will come against anyone and everyone who attempts to think clearly and does not depend on such technologies as the billion dollar bible based satellite system (BS).


Obama Elected, Muslims Divided

January 28, 2009

 

SoL, the scholarly, high brow discernment apologetics site of choice recently cited Daniel Pipes, Director of the Middle East Forum, and distinguished visiting fellow at the Hoover Institution, Stanford University. Thankfully according to news source Salon “And he employs the fears and insecurities created by Islamic extremism to slander or misrepresent those who disagree with him.” SoL ventured to comment “exploiting fears and insecurities” is what we are all about. If we can get people to hate, and especially fear Muslims we may be able to create the country that we always dreamed of.

Keeping you informed so you don’t have to do the thinking yourself – the Online Discernmentalist Mafia!


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