February 28, 2009
In a recent spat with Apprising, I. Toldyaso was forced to grow up using specially calibrated manure from various Online Discernment Ministries. Our upgraded research robot monkeys have been carefully observing Itoldyaso’s growth spurts. For clarification Itoldyaso has been under average in height for most of his life (ie 5 ‘2″) and the offer to ‘grow up’ has had extraordinary benefits.
Using the aforementioned specially calibrated manure generously offered to us by ODM’s we have charted Idoldyaso’s growth spurts.
Day 1: 5′ 2″
Day 2: 5′ 9″
Day 3: 5′ 14″
Day 4: 6′ 8″
Day 5: 7’2
IToldyaso was excracted from the manure pile on day 5 due to the extraordinary growth offered to us by Apprising Ministries, Eric Barger’s Take A Stand, and Slice of Laodicea and many others. We do not recommend anyone using manure from the following ministries since it could be dangerous to your health.
PS IToldyaso is now officially the largest and tallest Online Discernmentalist in the world. ODmafia is very proud!
February 27, 2009
Exposing the exposed who were previously unexposed (Our newly upgraded Research Robot Monkeys wrote this line) is better left to the expertise of the Online Discernmentalist Mafia!!
Slice of Laodicea scathing report reveals “Rob Bell’s Universalism Exposed,” and thanks to IToldyaso’s expert journalism notes “Apprising Ministry”s Lyrics reveal universalism ” We believe that Rob Bell and Apprising are secreting working together!!! However, ODMafia was most surprised (and shocked!!!) to learn of Apprising’s lyrical talents…..which we automatically assume (without further research – because we already know by sheer thought) is leaning heavily on touchy-feely emotionalism.
We remain speechless. We are without speech.
February 26, 2009
MSNBC’s Chris Matthews quietly uttered “Oh God” before giving speech!
The ultra right wing conservative Newsmax.com reports something so news worthy and shocking that we here almost fear to reprint it… so we will just link to it instead. We truly feel important news like this need be made known to all.
News fit for those who stand at the edge of the abyss to mock the damned…
February 26, 2009
Slice of Laodicea plethora of research discernmentalists was know to quote the following “These new churches have taken the man-centered philosophy of the original seeker churches and placed it on steroids. It has become farcical.” ODMafia thinks that the word “Farcical” is wavering FAR too close to the word FART. We do not support nor condone the use of the word “Farcical” because it is far to close to that other worldly word that we do not plan on using again. We’ve reached our quota of bad words.
Shame on you Slice of Laodicea!!! Choose your words carefully.
February 26, 2009
We all know that communists like the colour red. Just check out the old Soviet flag. Its red. We at the ODMafia have highly skilled research robot monkey’s scowering the internet for unbiblical colours. Pink is an unbiblical colour due to the reference “communist pinko,” and it just happens that Slice of Laodicea uses it as a banner.
ODM’s can never approve of communism because it is godless. We can however approve of Godly capitalism – even though it has been used to enslave children, exploit the poor in the third world, used as a ticket to overthrow other democracies when they interfere with OUR form of capitalism. This is biblical capitalism….and all ODM’s must conform to it.
A word to Slice of Laodicea….drop your banner and we will continue to support and encourage your regular self-righteous platitudes…. otherwise they are just plain commie-pinko platitudes.
Be warned we are against pinko communism.
February 25, 2009
Ingrid hit it on the head again. Facebook.com is evil incarnate! If you have a Facebook account you are surely on your way to hell in a flaming gay hand-basket! Be sure to read this article on the pit (of hell) falls that will happen to you if you engage in anything other than ODM sites. Though we at ODMafia think thoughtful engagement with sinners is needed, they should come to us instead of we going into den’s of Satan like Facebook.