Evangelical Pastors Questioned for Highlighting Seattle’s R-Rated Pastor at National Conference

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SoL, having a keen eye for the other guy has recently noted “Concerns about Mark Driscoll, the controversial pastor of Seattle’s Mars Hill Church, …will be speaking on “Rightly Dividing the Word of Truth” The question for every Bible believing Christian is ….will he RIGHTLY DIVIDE THE WORD…. Or will he like other Emerging Apostates use TRIGONOMETRY!

Ken at Apprising Ministries noted that “just last week I heard from a guy who knew Rob Bell that he heard that Rob was Multiplying the word of God, and standing at the pulpit in jeans with no tie.” Here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia we were simply outraged for more than one reason.  In fact we are always outraged!

We are not exactly clear what R-Rated means….did Apprising suggest it meant retarded or ridiculous? It does not matter ….here at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia, we are never wrong.

PS We KNOW that Jesus wore a tie…trust us on this…and Apprising will surely explain why!

 

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One Response to Evangelical Pastors Questioned for Highlighting Seattle’s R-Rated Pastor at National Conference

  1. Seattle, WA says:

    Ken is still blogging? When Ken and Ingrid split up, I knew right then and there that there was simply no one he could get along with. Nice parodies.

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