Apprising Ministries Attacks String Theory


Apprising Ministries, the stalwart Online Discernment Ministry of Orthodoxy pulled no punches yesterday when they attacked String Theory. “It is simply preposterous that the universe is made out of strings….even ropes are not strong enough to hold the planets together…besides the strings would get all tangled up with the planets.” The Online Discernmentalist Mafia (ODM) was fully supportive of Apprising Ministries and captured these brave comments “we must stand strong for Absolute Truth.” ODM followed up with a question by Dr Kaku regarding Apprising Ministries Statements “I’m not sure what Apprising is getting at here…has he even read a science text?” ODM came to the conclusion that Dr. Kaku was simply trying to hide the truth and using science to make a badder world.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support Apprising Ministries stand against scientific theories….especially ones made out of ropes and strings!


One Response to Apprising Ministries Attacks String Theory

  1. centralityofthegospel says:

    Oh man! :-).


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