In order for us to keep going we need your help. Yes, we are not like the other ODM’s that pretend to be persecuted and then beg for money, we instead have chosen to sell our indulgences to other ODM’s though they do wrong. This means that when you donate $1000 to us we will give the ODM of your choice a free pass for a week. We will let the “standard” slide for a time for them. So if you what us to not hold the standard up to our brothers and sister ODM’ers then please send all gifts and offerings to us. In fact God just told me to tell you that if you add another “0” to your check, then we will be glad to mention you on this blog as one that shares with us the truth of our angry God who hates sinners and gays and Democrats and sits all day listening to conservative talk radio.