Slice of Laodicea warns that Facebook.com can cause judgmentalism!

February 25, 2009

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Ingrid hit it on the head again. Facebook.com is evil incarnate! If you have a Facebook account you are surely on your way to hell in a flaming gay hand-basket! Be sure to read this article on the pit (of hell) falls that will happen to you if you engage in anything other than ODM sites. Though we at ODMafia think thoughtful engagement with sinners is needed, they should come to us instead of we going into den’s of Satan like Facebook.


Don’t Stare At Rob Bell’s Glasses

February 25, 2009

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In the latest expose by Apprising Ministries (AM), using enhanced Bible technology not yet named – this insightful ministry was able to expose Rob Bell’s eyeglasses as mystical-emergent death rays. Moreover, it is believed that IF you stare at them long enough you will be seduced into watching his NOOMA videos. AM strongly cautions against Rob Bell (and his glasses) suggesting that to give him an ear could substantially reduce judgmentalism and Discernmentalism destroying true ministry as we know it.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia will attempt to edit out all pictures we post of Rob to thwart any attempts of mesmerization or destroying our ability to be judgmental.


Confronting Error

February 25, 2009

 

Thanks To Shane Trammel’s Blog we can be entirely comfortable in “Confronting Error…”

He insightfully comments “Do it biblically, seriously, and leave the silly attempts of sarcasm behind….That being said, we continue to welcome your comments at this blog but we are asking you to forgo the humor and sarcasm when dealing with serious …”

Sarcasm, wit, humour or fun should never be a part of any conversation….especially be it Discernmentalism. We too concur that we have to be absolutely serious. No fooling around. Stop it. Somebody’s poking me. Be serious.


Emerging Churches Emerge Into One

February 25, 2009

Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) in their latest research techniques have noted that Emerging Churches are Emerging. In fact TSM states “ Emerging is ever growing….soon there will be a singularity of Emerging and all things will be absorbed into one-ness” TSM’s muscular approach was to stand for truth by writing several intensely researched articles citing themselves on the importance of not being tainted by Emerging. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia has taken is cue and we have moved our headquarters into our newly installed lead lined basement. There is reason to believe that the Emerging movement may project gamma rays, x-rays and newly discovered “H” rays (Heresy Rays).


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