Emerging Churches Emerge Into One

Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) in their latest research techniques have noted that Emerging Churches are Emerging. In fact TSM states “ Emerging is ever growing….soon there will be a singularity of Emerging and all things will be absorbed into one-ness” TSM’s muscular approach was to stand for truth by writing several intensely researched articles citing themselves on the importance of not being tainted by Emerging. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia has taken is cue and we have moved our headquarters into our newly installed lead lined basement. There is reason to believe that the Emerging movement may project gamma rays, x-rays and newly discovered “H” rays (Heresy Rays).

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