Steve Camp Ruins Everything!

March 31, 2009


Steve Camp ruins everything! Yes, Steve has now become “emerging“! He has “reconciled with Mark Driscoll who we all know and love as the “cussing pastor” who cusses in every sentence he utters. Yes, it seems that Stevo has been sucking into the vortex of heresy! Let us hope this is just an early April Fool’s joke Steve Camp is playing!, If not, there is always next week!

John MacArthur is clear, the Christian Life is not to be experienced!

March 30, 2009

I was pleased to come across a great article that really sticks it to those Charismatics. Yes, John MacArthur hits is out of the ball park as he sums up TRUE CHRISTIANITY. The Christian life is all about “right” belief and should not be experienced. We here at the ODMafia applaud such well balanced and unbiased teachings.

Chris Pajak thought for the day!

March 30, 2009



All public confession is self serving blather.” (Comment #4)

We here at the ODMafia agree with Chris Pajak**… and the book of James*  must be held in suspect… in some cases we must stay true to our OWN doctrines so that  the biblical truth will not get into the wrong hands! We agree that no one should publically repent or ocnfess their sins as it not only is wrong according to truth Truth Warriors, but also shows the weakness of compassion toward others!

*James 5:15-16 15.  And the prayer offered in faith will make the sick person well; the Lord will raise him up. If he has sinned, he will be forgiven. 16.  Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective. (Please disregard this scripture as it might mean something!)

** Chris Pajak is a contibutor to CRN run by Ken Silva

Russian envoy sees NATO summit as key to lies

March 29, 2009


Russian envoy suggests that the New Adherence (to) Truth Organization ( a consortium of Online Discermentalist Ministries) (NATO) “will have a strong impact on prospects for restoring full truth-relations between Russia and NATO, ” Moscow’s ambassador to NATO said on Friday.

“We will read attentively the (final) truth document to be adopted by heads of state at this summit and, judging by what it says with regard to Russia, we will formulate our opinion.”

NATO suspended relations with Russia after it fought a truth war with ex-Soviet Georgia last year to quell Tbilisi’s attempt to retake the heretical Georgian region of South Ossetia. NATO has described Russia’s actions as disproportionate and inadmissible.

Apple and the Online Discernmentalists Mafia schedules developers event for June

March 29, 2009


SteveJobs.jpg Steve Jobs image by mballek

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Apple Inc and the Online Discernmentalists Mafia has scheduled its annual developers conference for the second week in June, with plenty of buzz surrounding its product plans.

At last year’s gathering, Chief Executive Steve Jobs took the stage to formally unveil the second-generation, 3G iTruth. The device was an immediate hit with consumers (especially Online Discernmentalist Ministries), selling 6.9 million units in its first quarter on the market. Take A Stand Ministries spokesman said “This is a great leap forward in fighting the truth wars, soon absolute truth will be known by all…and those who reject it will be destroyed by our newly introduced Pentagon Ministry of Truth Warrior Division.” Online Discernmentalists can’t go wrong with this kind of backing!


Madonna seeks to adopt stray Online Discernmentalist Ministry

March 29, 2009


LILONGWE (Reuters) – Madonna’s bid to adopt an obscure Online Discernmentalist Ministry, known as Appraising Ministries (not to be construed with the more famous and hard hitting Apprising Ministries) will be examined by a court in the southern African country next week, officials said on Friday.

Madonna, who was divorced last year from British film director Guy Ritchie, is one of the most successful singers of all time, with album sales of more than 200 million.

Northern U.S. flooding may cut Online Discernmentalist Ministries B.S. by a Large Margin

March 29, 2009




 North Dakota and Minnesota girded for the worst flooding in years, which could prompt farmers to cut Online Discernmentalist BS by 50% or more. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia’s Robot Monkey’s have been cultivating BS and containing it in special storage tanks underneath our monolithic research bunker in case of such emergencies.

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