Apprising on the New Monasticism

RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE ITSELF NO LONGER DUE RESPECT...NEVER AGAIN

Apprising Ministries using their keen sense of research and carefully crafted wording noted with clever whit the sham of Shane Claiborne’s new monasticism and Rob Bell of the Emerging Church rebellion against Sola Scripture. We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia fully support Apprising’s appraisal….we are against any so called Christians who renounce worldly pursuits to fully devote to God’s work. Moreover, ODMafia’s stance for absolute truth means that we will NOT tolerate groups of Christians attempting to live together in community – this is the very act of REBELLION. In addition, ODMafia fully supports the Discernmentalist doctrine of Solo-Scriptura…we interpret-the-bible-the-way-we-see-fit and everyone else needs to submit.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia stand by this and if you challenge us, you are a weed, apostate or heretic (or maybe all three). Remember, we don’t make mistakesyou do!

PS We are short on money and need it fast for more Discernmentalist Projects.

 

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One Response to Apprising on the New Monasticism

  1. Jerry says:

    This post demonstrates everything that is wrong with your ‘ministry’. 🙂

    Like

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