Let’s Review – What was that about Rick Warren anyway?

March 15, 2009




In deep online discernmentalist fashion Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) using their specially crafted and funded BS technology up the ante on the Rick Warren Watch. According to TSM hearsay (or is that heresy???) “we simply cannot tolerate anyone wavering from our super-reformed orthodoxy.” Upon further insight they noted “books laden with incomplete or even heretical theology ” and “I believe Rick Warren’s books and ministry has been a deceptive detriment and not a boon for the cause of Christ today” It is only with much prayer and trepidation (authentic quote!) that TSM released such a heartfelt cry to the world. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia also trepidates on a daily basis as part of regular regime of exercise and a balanced breakfast.

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia support a balanced breakfast for all Discernmentalists everywhere. We also advocate a healthy fiberous dose of humility for everyone else (we don’t need any we are already super humble)
Just keep in mind that Rick Warren is a threat to all true believers.

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