In a strange turn of events Slice of Laodicea using the multi-billion dollar discernmentalist DUMB technology has noted that the discernmentalist creator of Herescope has developed a heretical hairline. SoL comments “what we are seeing here is pattern baldness that is often adopted by heretics…but we are seeing this more and more in the discernmentalist ministries.”
Take A Stand Ministries withheld comment other than stating “Unless he begins a bible based hair-line treament immediately all financial support will cease.” Apprising Ministries was approached but had no comment.
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