Japan readies defenses for Online Discernmentalist Rocket Launch

(Reuters) Japan on Friday ordered its military to prepare to intercept any dangerous debris that might fall on its territory if a rocket launch planned by Online Discernmentalist Ministries (ODM) goes wrong. Last year ODM’s launched a Discernmentalist Rocket against Japan in a fight against truth. The rocket made it as high as the tree tops before exploding and littering the countryside with Discernmentalist Truth Flyers. Neighbouring countries demanded clean up immediately….some calling for Blue Box Measures and environmental fines.

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