Rick Warren captures first world figure skating crown

Toronto (Reuters) -Unbeknownst to most Online Discernmentalist but researched by the ODMafia Robot Research Monkey’s it was revealled that “American almost Emergent-Heretic sympatheizer and so called Evangelist Rick Warren delighted a partisan home crowd with an emphatic free skate to capture his first men’s world championship title on Thursday.”

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Celebrating before he had even finished his routine, Warren wowed the judges to record a top score of 159.53 and complete the competition with a 242.23 total, well ahead of Canadian silver medalist Patrick Chan, who scored 237.58. Take a Stand Ministries was OUTRAGED that Warren did not attempt to preach the gospel once while skating before a crowd of 1000 enthusiasts.

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