Simon Cowell Lured To Be A Discernmentalist After Insults On TV

 

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Numerous top and very keen online discernmentalist ministries have been publically recruiting Simon Cowell after the following insults could be heard on TV:

“Oh Robert I think you just killed my favourite song of all time…”

“Oh Scott it was dreadful, and I really mean dreadfull…and I’m meaning that to be kind”

“Not in a billion years…there are only so many words I can drag out of my vocabulary to say how awful that was”

“You actually sing like a train going off the rails…”

“Do you have a singing trainer?..Do you have a lawyer? Get yourself a lawyer and sue her.”

These citations alone would likely push Cowell to the top of any new ODM recruitment list. We cannot generate enough insults in the truth war, and since the Truth Warriors need not worry about minor things such as personal insults and loving our neighbour but rather winning the truth war at all costs….Cowell will be a huge boon to the Discernmentalist cause.

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