MacArthur considers this epistemic shift unforgivable and worthy of scorn!

April 1, 2009


John Armstrong now joins the leagues of emerging apostates for his arrival of knowledge that is different from John MacArthur. It is NOT that John Armstrong has changed his theology simply that he has made a epistemic shift.




 Different is Bad!        Smarter is Bad!      Thinking is Bad!

A word to John Armstrong…..get in line or suffer the discernmentalist consequences! How dare you think for yourself!

“AM” (Apprising Ministries) draws last breath after 15 years

April 1, 2009


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Groundbreaking discernmentalist drama “AM” draws its last breath this week after 15 years of blood, sweat and tears that changed storytelling and fabrication on U.S. television and put fictional Discernmentalist Ministry  on the world’s stage.

Thursday’s two-hour season finale on the NBC Truth Warrior network, preceded by a retrospective special, brings to an end a drama series that nearly never got made, yet boosted the careers of stars including K. Silva and won 22 Discernmentalist awards, U.S. television’s top honor. AM spokesman suggested that “we’ve been quite the story tellers for quite some time” K. Silva will go on to a news series “TruthGate-SGI” where the “the special ops of truth warriors will interrogate suspected heretics in the action drama”

Rush Limbaugh to Speak at Sojourners’ Mobilization to End Poverty

April 1, 2009

In an inspiring display of bipartisan bridge-building, talk radio personality Rush Limbaugh has accepted Jim Wallis’ invitation to deliver a keynote address at Sojourners’ Mobilization to End Poverty conference in April.

“I’ve always said the monologue of the extreme right is over, and a new dialogue has begun,” said Wallis. “Well, that dialogue is about to get a whole lot louder.”

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‘America’s Next Top Model’: Rob Bell

April 1, 2009


According to the LA TImes, in an unexpected turn of events Americans Next Top Model will be Rob Bell. After announcing that the next season of “America’s Next Top Model” would feature models 5-foot-7 and shorter, an already-tense casting call turned into bedlam in Manhattan on Saturday.  According to the New York Daily News, a crowd of aspiring contestants was already frustrated because of unclear line protocol when an overheating car was mistaken by some to be a fashion heretic, which led to a model riot.

Some were furious simply because it was rumoured that Rob Bell could be the NEXT TOP MODEL. Similarly, ODM’s were outraged that none of their leading discernmentalists  and researchmentalists were chosen for the modeling gig. Outrage was shared by all.

Japan readies defenses for Online Discernmentalist (ODM) Rocket Launch (Part 2)

April 1, 2009

no_rockets_card-p137409799910144276a7iof_125(Reuters) Japan’s call for the reclusive ODMs to cancel the ODM rocket launch for truth and said Tokyo would do everything it could to protect the Japanese people. But he stressed that Japan would only act if the object threatened to fall on its territory. The ODM launch facility is still unknown…however there have been rumoured sightings on the founding member of Apprising Ministries is located in US deep south. His whereabouts, and whether he actually exists remains in doubt.

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