‘America’s Next Top Model’: Rob Bell


According to the LA TImes, in an unexpected turn of events Americans Next Top Model will be Rob Bell. After announcing that the next season of “America’s Next Top Model” would feature models 5-foot-7 and shorter, an already-tense casting call turned into bedlam in Manhattan on Saturday.  According to the New York Daily News, a crowd of aspiring contestants was already frustrated because of unclear line protocol when an overheating car was mistaken by some to be a fashion heretic, which led to a model riot.

Some were furious simply because it was rumoured that Rob Bell could be the NEXT TOP MODEL. Similarly, ODM’s were outraged that none of their leading discernmentalists  and researchmentalists were chosen for the modeling gig. Outrage was shared by all.


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