Mike Rowe stepping down from “Dirty Jobs”

April 3, 2009

Exposing the struggles Blog April 1 09


The ODMafia Update Special Report: Mike Rowe announced that he was stepping down from the hit Discovery Channel series “Dirty Jobs”. He announced he was planning to plant a new Church as he was already used to being “crapped”* on.


Two contenders have risen up for the position as the new host of Dirty Jobs. Rick Warren and John MacArthur both are in heavy negotiations with the Discovery Channel. Rick Warren stated he was used to dirty jobs as he has been a pastor for many years. Meanwhile John MacArthur stated he should get the job as it was predestined and he has had his hands dirty for many years writing books against others and is the leader in the Truth War.


Of course we here at ODMafia are sure to vote for John MacArthur!


*We apologize for such foul language, but it is a direct quote and we desire never to misguide the reader by our editing unless it helps promote OUR cause.

TRUTH TEST! 82 Questions that Reveal Whether You Think Like A Liberal or a Modern-Day Liberal

April 3, 2009

Here are some things to think about before reading this book!! A must read!
1. You may be a liberal if you do not listen to Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh
2. You may be a liberal if you ask difficult questions
3. You may be a liberal if you believe in socialized medicine as opposed to paying through your nose for health care
4. You may be a liberal if you assent to any part of evolution
5. You may be a liberal if you do not support US foreign policy that justifies invasions of foreign countries based on fabrications.
6. You may be a liberal if you love your enemies
7. You may be a liberal if you read the epistle of James
8. You may be a liberal if you actually believe the beatitudes or sermon on the mount
9. You may be a liberal if you think that the Bible has more authority than your favourite doctrines.

If you have answered yes to one of these you are in danger of losing your salvation (if Arminian). If you are a Calvinist you are obviously NOT saved. Read this book now and save your soul! Act now and get a free butterknife with every order.

U.S. says to turn to U.N. & Rick Warren if Discernmentalists launches missile

April 3, 2009


LONDON (Reuters) – The United States will respond to any Discernmentalist truth missile launch by raising the matter in the U.N. Security Council and council from Rick Warren a U.S. official said on Wednesday.

Discernmentalists  has said it will launch a communications-truth-warrior-satellite between April 4 and 8 under its truth warrior space program….under the watching eyes of Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries Bible Based Satellite (BS) surveillance system. Washington, Emergents and its allies in Asia see the plan as a disguised long-range truth warrior test.

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