JJ Abrams producer of LOST reveals show based on real life discernment ministries!

April 6, 2009

JJ Abrams reveals that Lost based on real life drama of online discernment ministries. The ODMafia Research robot monkeys interviewimagesed Abrams outlining the basis of LOST “After a mysterious airline crash 48 discernmentalists are left stranded on an island bent on up-keeping truth… and miles away from an internet hook-up. It soon becomes apparent that they will  have to become Truth Warriors against the evil emergent forces  including the island’s secrets, and in addition the Nooma Initiative, the ‘Rick Warren Numbers’, the “others” (or Emergents) and the strange heretical smoke-monster to name a few.”

There is also much more than meets the eye, as it becomes apparent that everyone is connected in some way and that everyone has a purpose to live on the island…

ODMs are looking forward to the ending to see how their REAL LIFE  ordeal will pan out!

Japan readies defenses for Online Discernmentalist (ODM) Rocket Launch (Part 3)

April 6, 2009

images(Reuters) Japanese officials say the chances of ODM debris falling on its territory are slim and have called on the public not to panic. SoL, Apprising and Take a Stand Ministries have banded together to decry anyone calling these TRUTH MINISTRIES ‘debris’ and have decided to act against the communist government of Japan for its stand against truth.

Stay tuned….things could get ugly!

Magellan says in “serious” financial difficulty

April 6, 2009

img_01Canada’s Magellan Aerospace Corp, a supplier of Online Discernmentalist components, posted fourth-quarter profit, but said it will be in “serious” financial difficulty, if it fails to refinance its credit facility and extend a loan. By the end of the year ODM’s may begin to faulter and therefore fail to uphold absolute biblical truth….

Christianity could be at risk without them!

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