Rick Warren Protects Unity and Builds Low Earth Orbit Death Star!

April 9, 2009

Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) valiantly and carefully exposed Rick Warren once again for who he really is!  “Dr. Warren requires Saddleback church members to sign a covenant that dstarhe or she promises to protect the unity of the church. I found the covenant on the Saddleback Church website as well. What a dangerous and unscriptural practice. ” says TSM.  We concur….unity is NEVER desired!

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia is officially against any church unity. Indeed, the Online Discernmentalist Mafia using new but unrevealed Discernmentalist Technology proved that Rick Warren has used Sattleback Church as a front to build a low earth orbit death star. WE ARE DEAD SERIOUS! If Rick Warren is not challenged using absolute truth he will use it to destroy any Christian NOT using his new and updated book Purpose Driven Death Star. The book has also been revealed to have mesmerizing powers to take over your mind and allow you to do Jedi Mind tricks…similar to ODMs but not Purpose Driven.

Don’t test the truth, trust us instead! The Online Discernmentalist Mafia

We are the Glue!

April 9, 2009



I finally thought I could take a couple of weeks off to go on vacation and preach the gospel at some beach in Florida, yet it seems that I solely am the one that is the glue that holds all the ODM’s together. Recently Tim Challies did a sad article on how some ODM sites are just “entertainment”. Though he did not mention names, we here know it was about us… and also Slice of Laodicea. Then Steve Camp also wrote a post at this blog stating he desired to show more “grace” and even mentioned he may sit with Richard Abanes of all people and discuss “things”


Of course we side with Ingrid of Slice who mentioned us in a comment at Steve Camps blog. She was careful to mention us here as I am sure she knew we would side with her.

She stated:


If you are a “brother” to Richard Abanes and are prepared to fellowship with him after he destroyed Ken’s Apprising website, has repeatedly called me and several others “cult-like” and dangerous and sponsored his own Slice mock-up site for months, ridiculing and insulting me online, than something is terribly wrong. Richard continues his slander online and appears at any and every website that references discernment blogs. He is a serpent who shows up at every opportunity to inject venom into the reputation of those of us who seek to warn about false teaching. Steve, you have publicly said you will fellowship with him and have called him brother. Thank you for stating where you stand. I am glad to know that this is how you view unrepentant slanderers. You want to fellowship with someone who finds this funny. Note the comment section. Perhaps my husband should call you. [ Ingrid posted a link to itodyaso ]

Though we reported Steve was becoming less judgmental no one took us serious… and now see what is happening?


we side with you and know that if we are marked as Richard Abanes and other haters state we are, we will also lose revenue! All we ask is that you keep spreading the hate… may our God that hates sinners like Richard Abanes, Tim Challies and Steve Camp prevail! Let those of us who truly understand this Truth War overcome!

I. Todyaso


Note to reader: Richard Abanes does not sponsor this site. We would still take his money… Richard Abanes may comment at times here but does not contribute in any way unless I make fun of him. So Ingrid has committed slander against Richard and this site… but since we are on her side we will overlook this obvious stress related insanity she stated.

More than 100 arrested in Emerging Church gang crackdown

April 9, 2009

images6VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) – More than 100 people were arrested in pre-dawn raids on Wednesday in what Discernmentalist Religious Police described as the largest-ever such operation by truth warriors.

Online Discernmentalist Police  (ODP) noted “We found people reading the bible on their own without regard for our distinct doctrinal overtones and discernmentalist skills….some of them were found to have read books by NT Wright, Rob Bell and even Rick Warren.” ODPs also had noted that most of these pre-dawn raids arrested emergent types, mergent sympathizers and non-truth warriors. Some Anglican Church members who had in their possession John Stott material were questioned and incarcerated for the day.

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