Rick Warren Protects Unity and Builds Low Earth Orbit Death Star!

Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) valiantly and carefully exposed Rick Warren once again for who he really is!  “Dr. Warren requires Saddleback church members to sign a covenant that dstarhe or she promises to protect the unity of the church. I found the covenant on the Saddleback Church website as well. What a dangerous and unscriptural practice. ” says TSM.  We concur….unity is NEVER desired!

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia is officially against any church unity. Indeed, the Online Discernmentalist Mafia using new but unrevealed Discernmentalist Technology proved that Rick Warren has used Sattleback Church as a front to build a low earth orbit death star. WE ARE DEAD SERIOUS! If Rick Warren is not challenged using absolute truth he will use it to destroy any Christian NOT using his new and updated book Purpose Driven Death Star. The book has also been revealed to have mesmerizing powers to take over your mind and allow you to do Jedi Mind tricks…similar to ODMs but not Purpose Driven.

Don’t test the truth, trust us instead! The Online Discernmentalist Mafia

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