Rick Warren and Counterfeit Christianity

April 10, 2009

android_copEric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) have revealed through the help of their Bible Based Satellite (BS) “My friend, as you see Dr. Warren on television at the Obama inauguration over the next few days please remember that no matter what he may proclaim these days his books stand as a monument to the “new” look alike and counterfeit Christianity. ” What is this ‘new look’ and ‘counterfeit’ we at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia ask? TSM responds using the best research at their disposal ” We have concluded that Dr Warren and Pres. Obama are androids bent on the destruction of Alaska, two other unnamed states and a province in Canada that we cannot pronounce. Warren and Obama are extremely advanced robots who run on the latest version of Windows Vista.”

We at the Online Discernmentalist Mafia support the complete destruction of Windows Vista in a bid to destroy the counterfeit presidency of Obama and the artificial ministry of Warren.


“Discernemntalist & The Furious” speeds to No. 1 worldwide

April 10, 2009

images7Miami (Reuters) – “Discernemntalist  & the Furious,” the fourth film in Universal Pictures’ heretic seeking franchise, raced to the top spot at the worldwide box office as movie fans with a need for discernmentalism snapped up an estimated $60 dollars worth of tickets, the studio said on Sunday.

In the United States and Canada, the picture earned $32.65 during its first three days, smashing “Emergents vs. Roman Catholics’” week-old record for the best opening of the year.


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