Online Discernmentalists Blame Emerging Church For Recession!

images1ABC News – ODMs in a shocking statement, exclusive to ABC News (not affiliated with any heretical Emerging Christians) announced that Emerging Churches are directly responsible for the current recession. Several ODMs had announced this after spending $4.3 million dollars in researchmentalist grants and reading a pamphlet issued by some kid who lived down the street that the Emerging Church has destroyed the Standard and Poor, NYSE, TSX and the BMX through their advocacy of monasticism, and focus on Trinitarian Theology.

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