We Support Apprising Ministries Misleading Statements as Truthfulness

April 12, 2009

ken1Online Discernmentalist  researchers at Apprising Ministries (AM) have recently revealed the following In Emergence everybody’s already forgiven and reconciled to God ala the mystic musings of Rob Bell in his Velvet Elvis”

Rob statesSo this is reality, this forgiveness, this reconciliation, is true for everybody. Paul insisted that when Jesus died on the cross, he was reconciling “all things, in heaven and on earth, to God.” All things, everywhere.

This reality then isn’t something we make come true about ourselves by doing something. It is already true. Our choice is to live in this new reality or cling to a reality of our own making.”

The ODmafia fully endorses attempts to MISLEAD the public, enforce bias and misinterpretations to justify AM’s worldview (putting words into the mouths of others) and stand for absolute biblical truth…we call that genuine authentic discernment.

Finally, we reject Rob’s conclusion that one must choose to live in the reality of Christ’s forgiveness…. because forgiveness is never the vocabulary of the ODMafia and especially Apprising Ministries.


National Pastors Convention: Rounding Up the Usual Suspects

April 12, 2009

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Slice of Laodicea (SoL) reports the “usual suspects” that are seeking to destroy the truth warriors. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia supports our gang of judgmentalists because we stick together! SoL insightfully reports  “You’ll never see as many ringleader mugshots of the emerging evangelical apostasy as you will on this page promoting the National Pastors Convention.”

Here is what the the Online Discernmentalist Mafia has discovered borrowing our H-Ray Detector (remember H stands for Heresy) from Apprising Ministries. Why can’t we see the ring leaders other than at the Nation Pastors Convention? We have discovered that the Emerging Apostasy Ringleaders have used the latest in cloaking devices based on episode 26 of season 3 of Star Trek when Kirk stole the cloaking device from the Romulans. They spent $100 dollars buying season 3 from Walmart and $12.2 Billion to build the device. The good news is that the Emerging Apostasy Ringleaders or as they liked to refer to themselves (EAR) had a financial collapse due to the cost and sophistication of their covert operation.

We would like to finally note that these emerging impostors do not have an EAR for the ODM gospel.


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