Slice of Laodicea -We Support Your Irrational Accusations!

April 13, 2009

Slice of Laodicea in ever soguilt insightful journalentalism notes “To James MacDonald, Brian McLaren, Doug Pagitt, Tony Campolo and all the other “Christian” leaders who have spoken glowingly of Barack Obama, I hope you are enjoying the sight of fresh human blood soaking America’s soil thanks to our groundbreaking President.”

Although these gentleman (McDonald, Campolo et al. ) seem hopeful that Obama will be a good president,  NORMAL discerning people would not read this as a  full endorsement of All his polices….

Nevertheless….we fully endorse SoL’s leaps of logic, guilt by association and we entirely will ignore everything in the name of true discernmentalism and stick-to-gether-ness….even if SoL rationale is irrational.

Remember, leave the thinking to the ODMs…


April 13, 2009

fur1The ODMafia is self-righteously angered over TIM CHALLIES latest missive “fighting fur with fur.

First, he makes OUTRAGEOUS claims such as “Much discussion, much gratitude, much criticism ensued.”He didn’t name us or anyone else in the discussion and without ODMafia it is not a legitimate discussion…..

Second, we were a little more inclined to enjoy “I received plenty of ugly, angry rebukes and a few kind, gentle rebukes” since ODMs like angry and holier-then-thou outrage…although miffed at the “kind, gentle” rebukes.

Someeone who has gone soft. We will FIND the softies and reprimand them….we promise!

Third, we are highly suspect of Challies take on honesty – read on “I suppose you’ll just have to take my word for this one, but I did not censor any comments.” Many ODMs do not allow any feedback to control the TRUTH….start by selecting “no comments ” on your blog.

Fourth, Challies makes a number of interesting points and even suggests that others are better writers (we hope he means us), and more specifically we suggest that if he is going to make it as a BIG TIME ODM he has to act for LESS humble and turn up the self-righteous anger a few notches.

Challies, remember ODMs do not admit to being wrong, or that others may have a point – ever! We are warning you (this is a stern TRUTH WARRIOR REBUKE) in case you are getting all soft, seeking unity and loving your enemies and all the non-sense parts of the bible we are supposed to ignore.

In summary; get angry (self-rightelously), be caustic, and proclaim truth as if it is a battering ram to bludgeon and subdue your fellow believers. Tim Challies is simply doing it all wrong….

Slice of Laodicea (SoL) and Apprising Ministries Agree “You Can’t Handle The Truth”

April 13, 2009

tinIn insightful journamentalist fashion SoL states “Once upon a time, in the 1992 Rob Reiner film A Few Good Men, Colonel Nathan Jessep would shout at LTJG Daniel Kaffee the now famous line: “You can’t handle the truth!

And likewise, if you are one who “can’t handle the truth,” then you will want to avoid reading this new missive from Apprising Ministries.”

Since most junior discernmentalists cannot handle the truth the ODMafia is giving away brand new tin foil hats while supplies last. These tin foil hats protect you from the harsh truths of the world … and especially the smooth truthiness of the online discernment ministries.

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