Apprising Ministries May Be In Need of a New Vertebrae to Replace Overused Backbone

spineThe ODMafia research robot monkey’s have been attending Mt Sinai Hospital for several days of medical diagnostics in an attempt to solve a complex medical mystery. While there we found Apprising Ministries using the following back-to-the-bible phraseology (thankfully we do NOT have to make up any quotes):

 

God forbid; grow a spiritual backbone won’t you — from such turn away.”

 

“I wonder, will Bell now have the spiritual backbone to follow suit with Jones?”

 

“Are there any evangelical leaders at all with enough backbone to finally step in and use their influence to force guys e.g. like Rob Bell to clearly define their terms and state plainly their position”

 

“…we lack men with strong spiritual backbone. “

 

We concur with Apprising. It is time that EVERYONE acquire a NEW backbone and a new phrase!

 

Back surgery tomorrow, and dictionary the day after! Contact us right away if you are interested in back surgery or a free Funk and Wagnalls!

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One Response to Apprising Ministries May Be In Need of a New Vertebrae to Replace Overused Backbone

  1. […] Online discernmentalist ministries builds straw man The Online Discernmentalist Mafia in conjunction with Apprising Ministries, Abomination Nation, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Herescope, Slice of Laodicea and Paul Proctor have secretly built a straw man….to burn down. We would like to caution that this is not an ordinary straw man. It stands 25 ft tall, built out of wood chips, discarded lumber and 80% heresy-free straw….and of course shaped like a man. A real strawman with a backbone! Apprising Ministries REFUSED to build this Straw Man without a backbone. […]

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