John MacArthur Deep Space Probe Lacks Funding

April 16, 2009

probe1The Truthslayer Research Group has discovered that the Deep Space Truth Warrior John MacArthur Edition Space probe lacks satellite funding. A spokesman went on record staying “This satellite is a needed boon to orthodoxy and we need funding immediately. We can’t lose this special device. In fact its even signed by John MacArthur.”


Paris Hilton Interested in Discernmentalism

April 16, 2009

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In a surprise interview conducted by CBS, Paris Hilton revealed that if she could do anything in the world it would be  Discernmentalism.

An unnamed Online Discernmentalist Ministry (ODM) spokesman suggested that there are a number of ODMs looking to recruit her and her dog for tough absolute truth training.


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