Jehovah’s Witnesses will do the opposite

April 19, 2009


The ODMafia Research Robot Monkey’s note “Jehovah’s Witnesses will observe the memorial of Jesus death by NOT partaking in the bread and wine.” Since most of the 144 000 class are dead, this leaves few that actually identify with the death, burial and resurrection of Jesus and are supposed to partake of the ’emblems.’

Like George Castanza from Seinfeld, they do everything the opposite.

This is sure to be a yearly joyless occasion.

Light and Cheap, Truthbooks Are Poised to Reshape PC Industry

April 19, 2009

truth1SAN FRANCISCO – Get ready for the next stage in the personal truth revolution: ultrathin and dirt cheap. Slice of Laodicia announced on Tuesday that customers in Atlanta could get a type of compact PC called a truthbook (codename MacArthur Truthbook) for just $50 if they signed up for a truth warrior service plan – an offer the discernment company may introduce elsewhere after a test period. This year, at least one wireless truth company in the United States will probably offer truthbooks free with paid data plans, copying similar programs in Japan, according to industry experts. Japan has an enclave of Samurai truth warriors living on the outskirts of Tokyo with a lot of discernmentalist experience behind them.

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