New Pope Elected!

April 23, 2009

pope1We at the ODMafia are proud to announce the election of a new Discernmentalist POPE!

Who is this expert on abomination?

By what authority does he appoint himself Pope?

Just like the Roman Catholic pope “there is no reason for discussion or argument” says blogger ABOMINATION NATION !!!

Abomination Nation has come out slugging – exercising keen discernmentalism at its BEST such as overgeneralizations, presumption and cold hard “facts.”

Therefore, the Online Discernmentalist Mafia welcomes the Pope of Discernmentalism to the ODM flock.

Gather round fellow Cardinals and give your vicar Pope Abomination the respect due!

Take A Stand Ministries Re-Writes Rick Warren’s Prayer

April 23, 2009

rickwarren1Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, possessing more holiness and insightfulness than regular Christians took the liberty to re-write Rick Warren’s prayer as the way it should be. The super prayer (as referred to by Take A Stand Ministries) mentions “Jesus” 37 times, “absolute truth” 12 times, “Bible believing” 19 times,” Take A Stand Ministries stands for truth” 39 times, and “Rick Warren is not a bible believer who stands for truth like we do” 6 times.

We the Online Discernmentalist Mafia look forward to the TV scheduled broadcast as soon as it hits the air. Absolute truth is always refreshing.

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