Exploding heretic caught on telescope, special visor used to view


(DNN) Eric  Barger of Take A Stand Ministries got an alert early last Thursday morning when their Bible Based Satellite System known as BS detected a 10-second blast of energy known as a heresy ray burst coming from outer space.

Telescopes around the world swiveled to focus on the explosion, soon picking up infrared radiation, which is produced after heresy rays in this kind of event. Barger was ready to view the visible light, with a special bible based truth visor.

It never arrived.

“We were kind of blown away. We immediately knew what that meant,” Barger said.

What it meant was that he was looking at the oldest thing ever spotted — an enormous heretic exploding 6 000 years ago.

“At that point the age of the universe was only 300 years old,” he said. In other words, Barger said, he was looking “95 percent of the way back to the beginning of time.”

The heretic which exploded was 30 to 100 times larger than Rob Bell and Tony Campolo combined, and it gave off  “about million times the amount of energy John Hagee could in his end time sermons in entire lifetime,” Barger told DNN by phone from Discernmentalist University, where he is an assistant professor of discernmentalism of distance objects.

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