We agree with Ingrid of Slice!

April 24, 2009

Miss Prejean known as 2009’s Miss California stood up against gay marriage.  And according to Ingrid we should not back her as she is wrong!

Ingrid of Slice takes apart what Miss Prejean really meant as she spoke…

“Well, I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. (Really? That’s great? It’s actually disgusting and against God’s definition of marriage. She needs to repent from such comments. She should pray for wisdom as well) Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage.(Being able to “choose” shows how far our country has slid from God’s enduring commands. She should have started the sentence with “Sadly, …” In not doing so, she is sending a mixed message) And, you know what? In my country, and in my family, I think (It doesn’t matter what she thinks, or what I think. What matters is what the Word of God says about the matter) that I believe (see previous comment) that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense(Jesus was the Rock of offense, and Christian positions on topics such as gay marriage will be offensive as well. It’s an occupational hazard) to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised and that’s how I think (again, doesn’t matter what she thinks) that it should be – between a man and a woman (Biblically, the only way it can be). Thank you.”

Let’s forget that a gay activist was asking this question in beauty contest that she was being judged for her poise and answered very well under the pressure off the cuff. I mean why would she even be in a godless beauty contest to begin with? Can you name one godly women who was part of a beauty contest?

So we agree with Ingrid… if someone takes a stand against gay marriage we should be outraged that they agree with us and be like the world and attack and tear down that person…we agree with Ingrid and back her in her attacking a person that agrees with our position.

Keep spreading the hate Ingrid… we feed off it…

I. Todyaso


ABOMINATION NATION This is a non- interactive blog!

April 24, 2009

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Exciting non-interactive blog ABOMINATION NATION is a new and non-dynamic site exposing false teachers and readers (ie like YOU guys!) This non-interactive blog  (like other online discernmentalist ministers of the truth) does not allow for feedback, input or correction etc because we realize that TRUTHINESS is weak and should not be challenged.

TRUTHINESS cannot stand up to investigation, inquisitiveness, inquiries or questions. That is why these blogs allow no feedback. We (ODMafia) are in the midst of stopping (ie squashing feedback) but for some reason the control panel on our blog is malfunctioning allowing sinners, the unrighteous, anti-truthites etc to post things that are against truth., or worse  – statements that disagree with us. We demand rigid authoritarian control of all blogs!!!

Information should be PIPED one way – into your mind so that it alleviates you from any hard work – like thinking! Remember, let the ODMafia and others do the discerning for YOU!!!


New Pope Elected!

April 23, 2009

pope1We at the ODMafia are proud to announce the election of a new Discernmentalist POPE!

Who is this expert on abomination?

By what authority does he appoint himself Pope?

Just like the Roman Catholic pope “there is no reason for discussion or argument” says blogger ABOMINATION NATION !!!

Abomination Nation has come out slugging – exercising keen discernmentalism at its BEST such as overgeneralizations, presumption and cold hard “facts.”

Therefore, the Online Discernmentalist Mafia welcomes the Pope of Discernmentalism to the ODM flock.

Gather round fellow Cardinals and give your vicar Pope Abomination the respect due!


Take A Stand Ministries Re-Writes Rick Warren’s Prayer

April 23, 2009

rickwarren1Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, possessing more holiness and insightfulness than regular Christians took the liberty to re-write Rick Warren’s prayer as the way it should be. The super prayer (as referred to by Take A Stand Ministries) mentions “Jesus” 37 times, “absolute truth” 12 times, “Bible believing” 19 times,” Take A Stand Ministries stands for truth” 39 times, and “Rick Warren is not a bible believer who stands for truth like we do” 6 times.

We the Online Discernmentalist Mafia look forward to the TV scheduled broadcast as soon as it hits the air. Absolute truth is always refreshing.


Windows System 7 Orthodox Edition

April 22, 2009

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Windows 7 (formerly codenamed Truthbomb) will be the next version of Apprising Windows, an operating system produced by Apprising Corporation for use on personal computers, including home and business desktops, laptops, tablet PCs, netbooks and media center PCs. Representatives of Apprising estimated in 2007 that Windows 7 Orthodox Edition would have a three-year development time frame following the release of its predecessor Windows Virtue but that the release date would ultimately be determined by product quality.

Apprising Windows pushed ahead the release date in case the rival OS Purpose Driven Icons was rushed into production before the expected date of release.


Top Discernmentalist Movies of All Time

April 22, 2009

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1) Gone with the Discernmentalist
Gone with the Discernmentalist is a romantic drama set in the United States of America during the   Truth Wars and follows the life of Discernmentalists from various ministries as they attempt to display more truth, anger, and outrage than other truth warrior ministries. John MacArthur guest stars as the ultimate truth warrior.

2) Discernmentalists of Arabia
Discernmentalists of Arabia stars Eric Barger who in this movie organized the Discernmentalist overthrow of the Rick Warren and his Purpose Driven Ministry, then watched in dismay as the Discernmentalist powers reneged on their promise…destroying each other as they bickered over non-essential theology.

3) The Discernmentalists Candidate
Brainwashed Discernmentalist POW  becomes a religious character assassin when he returns home to seek out vengence against those he does not agree with. Christians from various walks of life are mischaracterized as false teachers and heretics using carefuly crafted discernmentalist techniques such as name calling and presumption.


Take A Stand and Apprising Secedes from Union

April 21, 2009

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In the midst of the dramatic chaos of people refusing to listen to Apprising Ministries – they and only they seek to remain bible focused have decided to buy up land on the east coast of the US and secede. Apprising gave the following reasons (according to an unnamed spokesman) who chooses to remain nameless “Apprising cannot and will not tolerate Obama, he’s a Democrat and any bible believing Christian who listens to us, will refuse to tolerate this president.”

Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries (TSM) is also taking a stand by leaving as well…mostly because Rick Warren prayed for Obama. A shadowy TSM spokesman suggested “we are preparing to leave the United States to stand for Absolute Truth.”

Apprising decided to declare the plot of land purchased  “Apprisingland.

There have already been hints of further fractures when TSM  insisted the new country be named “Take-A-Stand-Land.” Some of the new citizens of this still unnamed land were inclined to think it was little too similar to some of the names of the old Soviet Bloc.

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia seeks to join Apprising Ministries by fleeing the world into the true arms of freedom in Apprisingland….or Take-A-Stand-Land…whatever side wins.


Discernmentalists show signs of addictive behavior: study

April 21, 2009

addictionNEW YORK (Reuters) – About Nine in 10 Online Discernmentalist Ministries show signs of addictive behavior that could have negative effects on their family, friends and Christian circles according to a new study.

Researchers at Iowa State University (ISU) and the National Institute on Discernment found that some discernmentalist show symptoms of sloppy research, miscommunication, misinformation, haughtiness and flagrant disregard for others. Researchers think some use “discernment” to escape their problems (or to conceal their own) and becoming restless or irritable when they stop discerning.

Dr D. Vador, the president of the National Institute on Discernment which strives to minimize the harm of discernmentalists suggests that this is a wake-up call for Christians.

“This study gives everyone a better idea of the scope of the problem,” he explained.


Ingrid Schlueter vies for judge Judy’s job!

April 20, 2009

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Judge Judy might be out of a job if Ingrid Schlueter has her way. Ingrid Schlueter is attempting to purchase the Judge Judy show to use as her new platform for Slice of Laodicea. Ingrid tells us this through secret transmissions caught by Discernmentalist who are in Black Opt positions around the secular media. Ingrid hopes to change the format to be more like the Reformation times which would include torture and burning at the stake of those she so judges as not worthy of God’s Grace. Ingrid guarantees there will be much judging and condemning of sinners.

 

Ingrid Schlueter made this decision after witnessing the “gay” kiss that was exchanged between Judge Judy and actor Florence Henderson. Ingrid declared Judge Judy as not acceptable to make clear judgments about others if she lives such a lascivious lifestyle.


I Todyaso agrees with….. Himself!

April 20, 2009

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In a recent post I did where I pointed out that cult leader Sam Andress countered Ken Silva’s incredible research, I also pointed out that Sam Andress was a cult leader. To add to this, Truthslayer also agreed with me. Now, I agree with myself… Again!

 

Yes, I am that incredible of a Discernmentalist that I am not only agreed with by Ken Silva and Truthslayer… but that I also agree with myself! This of course makes me most… agreeable!

 

I Todyaso


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