Online discernment collaboration reveals new mouse

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In an unprecedented collaboration of numerous discernmentalist ministries….the brand new TRUTHmouse has been developed in conjunction with a black ops support of the Pentagon arm of truth.

A spokesman suggested “This TRUTHmouse has never seen before red buttons that are set on the front of the device, allowing discernmentalists to ‘red button‘ heretics on the fly. A thumb apparatus on the side of the mouse allows discernmentalists to quickly avoid main-liners, non-truth warriors, & tough questions with the flick of a button.”

It is reported that the 3 year collaboration was a $1.2 billion dollar venture that will be linked to the newly released Truthbook laptops.

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