The Centre for Discernmentalist Control (CDC) said today it has confirmed 109 cases of discernmentalist flu in the United States, an increase of 45 from its previous report. The virus has been confirmed in 11 U.S. states and 3 Canadian provinces. Over the past week, CNN has been inundated with questions about the flu, technically known as 2009 H1N1 (H-heresy 1, Non-truth 1).
The discernmentalist flu has the following symptoms
1) Balance in world view
4) Careful Research
5) Enemy love
If any discernmentalist ministries detects these dangerous symptoms report them to the ODMAFIA at once for innoculation! Don’t give into this HORRENDOUS flu!!!