Discernmentalist Tech Researchers are on-site for the unveiling of Heretic-Detector Netbook with combo LCD display and trackpad. This 10″ combo notebook sporting 2 Gigs of Ram, and 200 Gig HD, features easy to access heresy proof icons, and Windows Vista Orthodoxy Edition. The new Heretic Detector Notebook with instantly alert you to heretics and undesirables in your local area. Bluetooth signals will alert the nearest discernmentalist allowing them to post pictures and outrage of current heretical events.
Heresy Detecting Notebook