Unity proves elusive for online discernmentalists leaders

G20Big Cheese, Iowa (Reuters) – Getting world Online Discernmentalists leaders together for a Discernmentalist 20 summit photograph proved impossible on Thursday — despite two attempts. Discernmentalists spent their time arguing whether John Armstrong and John MacDonald were saved, while others were more interested in updating their eschatological charts and proving that the Seven Year Pre-Tribulation Rapture would occur Oct 7th 2010 at precisely 3:00 PM Eastern Standard Time. Two lesser know ODMs spent their valuable time explain that jeans were unbiblical yet had time for photographs.

Meanwhile, a second take was hastily scheduled. This time Eric Barger, and John MacArthur was conspicuous by their absence as they were busy proving that no true Christian could go to the same coffee shop as an Emergent church member. With many leaders on tight truth warrior schedules, there were no plans to try to make it third time lucky, officials said….due to their heavy discernment schedule.

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