U.S. group sees little progress on discernmentalist errors

May 22, 2009

error_buttonSan Diego (Reuters) – Despite a decade of promises, little has been done to fix the problem of preventable discernmentalist errors that kill nearly 98,000 people in the United States each year, a watch  group said on Tuesday. Often victims don’t die, but due to undue accusations and slander go into hiding.

An independent Discernmentalist watchdog often at odds with some Online Discernmentalists failed to enact discernmentalist safety reforms recommended by a 2001 truth-report by the Institute of Discernmentalists International Online for Truth or IDIOT that found that discernmentalists errors cost the United States $27 billion a year.

“There is little evidence to suggest that the number of people dying from discernmentalists truth ministries has dropped since IDIOT first warned about these deadly mistakes a decade ago,” Bill Billger of  IDIOT said in a statement.

“That means a million lives and billions of dollars have been lost or destroyed over the past 10 years because our truth system failed to adopt key reforms and ODMs refused to be humble, and love their enemies.” This was the first time that IDIOT made sense.

The ODMafia is against IDIOT because we will refuse reproof and correction. Indeed  we despise anyone who disagrees with an Online Discernmentalist Ministry…especially professionals like us.


Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries Notes Warren Recommends UNBIBICAL RELIEF of Suffering

May 22, 2009

sufferingOur research robot monkeys have noted that Eric Barger’s Take  A Stand Ministries has been speaking with righteous indignation against the Emerging-Heretics.

His keen discernmentalist insights notes that “It is statements like these that have garnered Warren such warm acceptance among Emergents.

What kind of HIDEOUS statement has Warren uttered?

The size, distribution, and teachings of the church give Christians a unique opportunity to relieve suffering across the globe.”

ODMAfia Comment: We at ODMAfia are also outraged that Warren would be so despicable as to insist that we think about helping the starving, the poor, the disenfranchised, etc. We insist on only a cerebral Christianity where our minds are engaged to counter every false teaching but our hearts are vacant and cold.

HOW DARE he have mercy and compassion on the poorest strata of society- how OUTRAGEOUSLY unbiblical.

Let the gospel be preached….but without the unbiblical stuff like kindness, grace, and empathy…those pesky things that get in the way of absolute truth.


JW regrets not blaming sheep sooner

May 22, 2009

SheepJehovah’s Witnesses are most well-known for their door-to-door preaching, denial of the trinity,accurate end times prophecies and denial blood transfusions (their way of not growing too large).

Since its inception, the Watch Tower Society has taught that humanity is experiencing the last days and made attempts of END OF THE WORLD predictions at least 7 times (I guess the more times you try the closer you will get????)

The Watchtower later stated that it “regretted” the expectations that had been raised regarding 1975 by “persons having to do with the publication of the information.” Heck – why did all the sheep faithfully read the publications in the first place?

Rather than come out and admit that the Watchtower was a false prophet…it was much easier to lay the blame on the sheep (and their raised expectations) They should have received the dates WITHOUT expectation.

Of course blaming others is always the BEST escape route – you save face, and come out all sparkly and respectable.

We prefer blaming others too and read without expectation folks!


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