Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries Notes Warren Recommends UNBIBICAL RELIEF of Suffering

May 22, 2009

sufferingOur research robot monkeys have noted that Eric Barger’s Take  A Stand Ministries has been speaking with righteous indignation against the Emerging-Heretics.

His keen discernmentalist insights notes that “It is statements like these that have garnered Warren such warm acceptance among Emergents.

What kind of HIDEOUS statement has Warren uttered?

The size, distribution, and teachings of the church give Christians a unique opportunity to relieve suffering across the globe.”

ODMAfia Comment: We at ODMAfia are also outraged that Warren would be so despicable as to insist that we think about helping the starving, the poor, the disenfranchised, etc. We insist on only a cerebral Christianity where our minds are engaged to counter every false teaching but our hearts are vacant and cold.

HOW DARE he have mercy and compassion on the poorest strata of society- how OUTRAGEOUSLY unbiblical.

Let the gospel be preached….but without the unbiblical stuff like kindness, grace, and empathy…those pesky things that get in the way of absolute truth.

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JW regrets not blaming sheep sooner

May 22, 2009

SheepJehovah’s Witnesses are most well-known for their door-to-door preaching, denial of the trinity,accurate end times prophecies and denial blood transfusions (their way of not growing too large).

Since its inception, the Watch Tower Society has taught that humanity is experiencing the last days and made attempts of END OF THE WORLD predictions at least 7 times (I guess the more times you try the closer you will get????)

The Watchtower later stated that it “regretted” the expectations that had been raised regarding 1975 by “persons having to do with the publication of the information.” Heck – why did all the sheep faithfully read the publications in the first place?

Rather than come out and admit that the Watchtower was a false prophet…it was much easier to lay the blame on the sheep (and their raised expectations) They should have received the dates WITHOUT expectation.

Of course blaming others is always the BEST escape route – you save face, and come out all sparkly and respectable.

We prefer blaming others too and read without expectation folks!


Miss California Exposed!

May 21, 2009

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Ingrid from Slice of Laodicea notes”  “Here’s yesterday’s “Just a Thought” from Tony Miano’s blog. Well said, Tony. Thank you.Tony wrote more fully on the subject here.

(Photo: Carrie Prejean, Miss California. Photo had to be cropped for modesty and even that didn’t work too well.) WOW Ingrid (thank-you!!!), you are very very holy, thank goodness for your bible-cropping and concern for modesty – and even making the claim of modest is even MORE modest.

ODmafia, being MORE humble, modest, prudish, diligent, conservative and Biblically minded made sure that the model photo met our high standards of decency and therefore we made adjustments to suit our audience. We apologize to our audience for exposing so much flesh. Please do not judge us.


Celebrate “Burn a heretic at the stake” Day!

May 21, 2009

grilled_steakMay 25th is “Burn a heretic at the stake day” a yearly celebration of our heritage of truth and practicing the words of Jesus.

But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” – Jesus

`You shall love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus

You shall love the Lord your God with all your  heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all  your mind; and your neighbor as yourself.” -Jesus

Unfortunately, a blogging error occurred above and  pesky verses that appeal to people who think the 4 gospels are very important appeared – so we crossed them out so that they do not disturb your conscience (It would disturb ours if we had one).

We meant to include Old Testament verses about ‘taking out the Canaanites‘ which we thought would be more pertinent and paralleled burning heretics at the stake. The ODMafia encourages selective bible quotations (almost entirely from the OT)…especially when it pertains to smoting enemies or burning them at the stake as a convenient way to silence them….or simply a good way to cherry pick our theology.

Keeping our worldview and theology simplistic so you can follow along!

PS  ODMafia apologizes for the incorrect pictorial…we always get our steaks and stakes mixed up. Last year Itodyaso showed up for a heretic roasting and he brought burgers.


Herescope-soft may unveil new discernmentalist search engine next week: report

May 21, 2009

search-engine-optimization-blog(Reuters) – Herescope-soft  Corp is likely to show a new version of its Internet search engine publicly for the first time next week, the Discernmentalist Journal said, citing people familiar with the matter.

The discernmentalist giant has been testing a new version of the service internally under the name of Heresy.com and it may become part of the firm’s attempt to catch up with Internet heresy-search leaders Apprising Inc and Slice Inc.

Herescope-soft  has hired Slice of Laodicea to stir up some righteous indignation  for the product, the paper said, citing people familiar with the matter.


Several ODMs including ODMafia’s variety entertainment show get the ax

May 21, 2009

AxeLOS ANGELES   – Belt-tightening broadcasters continue to take hard-line stances against older, modestly performing shows (like ours).

CBS has canceled long-running discernmentalist action-drama “Truthgate SGI” and veteran crime drama “Without a Discernmentalist,” and NBC is putting an end to Thursday night comedy mainstay “My Name Is Ingrid” and truth thriller “Mediocrity.” The moves come after late-in-the-game saves for relatively new fan favorites like NBC’s “Chuck Colson” and Fox’s “Truthhouse.”

OFMafia’s Variety Entertainment Show based on absolute truth skits was found to be entirely underwhelming, lacking in any entertainment value whatsoever.


Scientists unveil ancient fossilized truth warrior

May 20, 2009

gorilla_skeleton_1St. Ignace (Reuters) – Scientists on Tuesday unveiled the well preserved fossilized remains found in Northern Canada of a primate from 47 million years ago that may have been a close relative of the common ancestor of feces throwing monkeys that is a close relative of the modern Online Discernmentalist Ministers.

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It is the most complete fossil primate ever found, only missing part of an accusatory finger that could shed light on how early discernmentalists and truth warriors judged others.

Mexican paleontologist Duan Juan DeMarcos, who led a team of scientists who analyzed the fossil in the past two years, said it may resemble one of the earliest ancestors of feces throwing monkeys and is likely to have been a direct ancestor.

“We are not dealing with our grand- grand- grand- grandmother but perhaps our grand- grand- grand- aunt who thru feces,” Duan Juan DeMarcos of the Fossils for El-Trutho Research Institute in Mexico told reporters at New York’s American Museum of Natural History.

The primate, which was two feet from the tip of its nose to the end of its tail, was a female that died before its first birthday. It was called Slicy in honor of Slice of Laodicea, who advanced the theory of judgmentalism.


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