Truth Drone to patrol Michigan-Ontario border

June 8, 2009

droneDETROIT – Online Discernmentalist Ministries plan to use an unmanned aircraft to patrol the border between Michigan and Ontario.

Online Discernmentalist Ministries and Border Protection spokesman John MacArthur tells the Detroit Free Press that the Truth Warrior drone aircraft likely would be based in the Alpena, Mich., area.

These special aircraft will independantly seek out and expose anything that does not agree with his doctrinal positions automatically taping a scarlett letter to the perpetrators and forcing them to go to a book signing of his latest pitch. Anyone caught trying across the national border with unapproved bible related material will be caught and returned to their home and native land after severe questioning, theological quizzes. Canadians may be subject to additional tests if they prove that they have voted for a political leader that is slightly left leaning.

Slice of Infinity 2.0 – Ravi Censors Jesus

June 8, 2009

raviThe ODMafia research robot monkeys have been researchmentaling Ravi Zacharias. In his so called defense of “Slice of Infinity” he states “”A Slice of Infinity” is aimed at reaching into the culture with words of challenge, words of truth, and words of hope.”

Notice that in this single sentence he does NOT use the name of Jesus!!!!! He uses such subversive words as “challenge, truth and hope” (all diversions of course!!!!) but does his best to avoid the Name of Names in that VERY sentence.

That’s right folks …he neglected to use the name of Jesus.  He may have used Jesus’  name in the other sentences and other paragraphs in the same article but he didn’t say his name where WE THOUGHT HE SHOULD!

Like other ODMs we have the special privilege, right and ministry calling to spin things the way we see it. We call it ministry.

We don’t want to turn this into one of those false-teaching-apostate-opinion ministries that others less righteous than us use to propagate. We stand for truth and true discernment. We apprise, discern and evaluate each and every word to decided who is biblical and who is not.

We stick to HARD FACTS, FACT FINDING MISSIONS, and FACTOIDS to keep you informed so that you do not have to do any discerning. We’re not called the special ops of discernmentalism for nothing!

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