Dear ODMafia

robre: Rob Bell

Dear ODMafia,

I accidently read Rob Bell’s Velet Elvis what do I do now? I feel so ashamed, dirty and and unclean…I think I may be suffering from Emerging Influenza.

Jim

Dear Jim,

I’m afraid there is not a lot we can do for you.  You have apostasized. In the mean time a steady diet of Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries articles and ODMafia are the ONLY remedy that we think can cure you. We recommend stabbing your brain with toothpick first before attempting to read these very deep and penetrating essays.

Thanks for coming to us with your problems you reprobate!

your most expert discernmentalist….

Truthslayer

PS if you accidently read another book that is off limits we will ban you from our sinless blog. You disgust us. In fact I’m getting sick….

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One Response to Dear ODMafia

  1. molleth says:

    OH my. This is good. This is really good.

    Like

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