Online discernmentalist ministries builds straw man

burningmanThe Online Discernmentalist Mafia in conjunction with Apprising Ministries, Abomination Nation, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Herescope, Slice of Laodicea and Paul Proctor have secretly built a straw man….to burn down. We would like to caution that this is not an ordinary straw man. It stands 25 ft tall, built out of wood chips, discarded lumber and 80% heresy-free straw….and of course shaped like a man. A real strawman with a backbone! Apprising Ministries REFUSED to build this Straw Man without a backbone.

I quoted myself (no one better to quote) insightfully suggesting “A straw man argument is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent’s.”  Like other ODMs, we at the ODMAfia enjoy misrepresenting our opponents because winning at all costs and being right is vital to our discernmentalist ministry of truth. Fabrication, misleading representations, misunderstood statements and placing words in the mouths of our victims apostates is important to sustain our very truth loving ministries that we support. ODMs rest on the foundations of such virtues!

We also believe that we NEED to be perceived as being correct 100% of the time and do not approve of ANY dissent – this may lead to thinking and evaluating truth for yourselves (which we FORBID). 

A special thanks must be said to ITodyaso. He made an exceptional donation of $320,000 to fund the project. We think he had to sell a family member to do it, but heck he’s loyal to ODMs. Thanks ITodyaso…I just hope you didn’t dip into my bank account….again!

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3 Responses to Online discernmentalist ministries builds straw man

  1. Arthur McJohn says:

    Wow… this reminds me old good times when we burnt crosses

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  2. truthslayer says:

    If ODmafa, was not restrained by irritating and fruitless laws, we would burn all sorts of things in our righteous indignation.

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