Dear ODMafia

Dear ODMafia,

Someone is attending my church that wears jeans, a nose ring and is a “little off.” What should I do?


Truthslayer: Jeff, first of all a person wearing jeans and a nose ring does not belong in the church.  They need to get spiritually clean first before coming to another worship service….that means dressing right. (no jeans or  nose rings)socially_awkward Second, as for being a “little off” I will assume that means that they are either socially awkword or there is some gay issue. Either way it may be time to judge them.

Finally, make sure you grow a backbone or a spine and run them out of the church until this person changes his behaviour. Keep in touch and let us know if you need any help extracting this person from the congregation.


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