The Emergence of Postmodern Apostles of Belief

belief1ODMafia has discovered a new twist to the Emerging church and have found “The Emergence of Postmodern Apostles of Belief” that is right folks…. Using specially made discernment technology there is indeed post-modern apostles of belief! We don’t like what we have found, and we will try to discount or ignore the evidence.

Post-moderns CAN believe in God too….but we still think they are apostate because the word ‘post-modern’ sounds bad. We’d prefer the mythology that post-modern is a flight from reason in contrast to the following by Ben Witherington:

“What then is post-modernity? Post-modernity, sometimes called After-Modernity neither involves a flight from reason back into faith, nor a rejection of reason in favor of faith, but rather an attempt to get beyond the impasse….post-moderns look at life as not primarily involving an allegiance to some sub-set of humanity, but rather to the human race in general. The post-modern worldview transcends hard line nationalisms of any sort, or to speak in more American and religious terms it seeks to get beyond the pigeonholing of persons, including that particularly Protestant sort of pigeonholing called denominationalism.”

We spent billions of dollars borrowing Eric Barger’s Bible Based Satellite System (BS) in order to discover these special apostles and avoid any serious critique of post-modernism But we fear that there is a software error and that these apostate post-moderns may well be believers. This is outrageous!

Here us now….believe us later.

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