If you enrol now you will earn the Introductory Judgmentalist certificate. You will learn such necessary things as:
a) Misquoting your opponents
b) Basic anger techniques with others you disagree with (ie how to show resentment)
c) Using words you don’t understand (ie post-modern, post-liberal) to describe others you are trying to condemn.
d) Elementary researchmentalist techniques of misunderstanding other peoples points of view for the purpose of exposing them in the “light of absolute truth”
This basic introduction will have you judging within a day of earning this special diploma. Without this course you cannot move onto advance discernmentalism including advanced haughtiness techniques.