Phoenix lander scoops dirt finds heretic and emerging church

Martian_sunsetAs fall creeps up on the arctic plains of Mars, NASA’s Phoenix Lander is using the few weeks it has left to gather as many samples of Martian dirt for analysis as it can.

Over the past two weeks, Phoenix’s nearly 8-foot-long (2.4-meter) scanning arm moved a rock named “Heretic” about 16 inches (40 cm) and snapped an image of the rock with its camera…..exposing the lies of this barren planet.

Then the robotic arm scraped up some remnants of an ancient emergent church underneath the rock and delivered a few teaspoonfuls of it into the lander’s truth scanner and emergent detecting microscopes. These microscopes are part of Phoenix’s Absolute, False Teacher Finder and  Analyzer (AFTFA).

The special detector was developed under the watchful eye of John MacArthur, Slice of Laodicea, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries combined with earlier technological feats of Apprising Ministries Heresy Detection Technology Section. University of ODMafia faculty were on standby as consultants.

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