Eric Barger Creates Re-Tardis!

June 27, 2009


As an expert discermentalist journalist I have uncovered the latest expose through the help of my research robot monkey sidekicks. Eric Barger dutifully notes an APOSTASY ALERT:
The title of his missive is “APOSTASY ALERT – JUNE 19,2009″!!! 
But how would Eric Barger know that potential apostasy exists when it has not happened yet? Unknown to you readers, we have disclosed a secret that will likely hit news stands across the world!!!! 
We stand (or Take A Stand) at the GREATEST invention of the 21st Century! 

drEric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries has created using his bible based satellite system (BS) something similar to Dr. Who’s Tardis dubbed “RE-TARDIS.”  Its a discernmentalist TIME MACHINE.
That is right! You have read correct!!! He has gone into the near future, recorded Warren’s Apostasy and returned in the present to write his missive.
Rememeber, let the ODMAfia do the discerning for you so that you don’t have to go through the pain of thinking for yourselves.

Quiz Time!

June 27, 2009


Sample tests for ODMU


  1. What is the best twist of this emerging heretic’s sentence: “All religions are the same as they lead to death; only faith in Jesus is the Way to Life and salvation.”
    1. See, he admits it! All religions are the same.
    2. I see nothing wrong with that statement.
    3. He says nothing about going to church, being baptized; reading his bible and other things that prove one is a real Christian!


  1. Which statement is from a squishy emerging heretic?
    1. “I’d say Jesus is who the Bible says Jesus is.”
    2. “And I’m happy to tell them that Jesus…that Jesus is also just. He is merciful and He’s kind but He’s also just.”
    3. “Ok…and I and I’m saying not by my standardnot by my standardBy the standard of what I understand from reading the Scripture…”


  1. True or False: “we are saved when we are baptized. Ok, it sounds an awful lot like the Catholic church.”
    1. True
    2. False






1.)    a. or c.

2.)    a. (the others are from John Chisham aka Pastorboy.) a. was spoken by Tony Jones who is an Emergent so it has to be wrong!

3.)    This one is a trick question. If it is from the mouth of an Emergent then it is false but if you are a Lutheran, then we accept this as just a simple difference we overlook. (Lutheran’s like Ingrid Schlueter and Chris Rosebrough are great examples of exceptions to this almost RCC belief!) This is what this course will teach you… how to discernmentalize times when it is important to compromise and set aside minor doctrinal differences like baptismal regeneration to focus attacks on others.


So how did you do? Let us know!


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