As an expert discermentalist journalist I have uncovered the latest expose through the help of my research robot monkey sidekicks. Eric Barger dutifully notes an APOSTASY ALERT:
The title of his missive is “APOSTASY ALERT – JUNE 19,2009″!!!
But how would Eric Barger know that potential apostasy exists when it has not happened yet? Unknown to you readers, we have disclosed a secret that will likely hit news stands across the world!!!!
We stand (or Take A Stand) at the GREATEST invention of the 21st Century!
Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries has created using his bible based satellite system (BS) something similar to Dr. Who’s Tardis dubbed “RE-TARDIS.” Its a discernmentalist TIME MACHINE.
That is right! You have read correct!!! He has gone into the near future, recorded Warren’s Apostasy and returned in the present to write his missive.
Rememeber, let the ODMAfia do the discerning for you so that you don’t have to go through the pain of thinking for yourselves.