Worst Christian Books by the Phoenix Preacher

July 1, 2009

The Pheonix Preacher has slandered….that is right folks...slandered discernmentalists everywhere. Here is what this so-called preacher has to say:

“and the worst book of all time…

bestseller3aNew Age Bible Versions: Gail Riplinger 

The grandmother of all the wacky, weird, smear jobs to follow from the “discernment ministries”. 

Honorable mention goes to Vance’s “Dark Side of Calvinism”, anything by Hal Lindsey and the “Left Behind” series. 

Your turn…”

I appeal to ALL discernmentalists. We must come against such attacks. NO ONE should ever critique or question a discernmentalist. We at ODMafia believe that this man must be either a post-modernist, post-liberal, post-conservative but definitely a rabid anti-discernmentalist. I urge all our readers to come up with new, imaginative (yet orthodox) names for this man who dare question discernmentalist, absolute truth and orthodoxy.

I’m currently outraged over this attack. I’m red faced with anger and now must write a 3,000 word essay describing why Phoenix Preacher is not saved.


Canada may be spreading communism….or yellow journalism

July 1, 2009

Canada

Discernmentalist alert….its Canada’s Birthday and they may be trying to spread their communism in the guise of health-care. You know that subversive idea of allowing even the poor access to health care. It must be stopped NOW. We Discernmentalists now a sham when we see one. Former Pres. Reagan told us that universal health-care was an insidious plot. Only terrorists at Gitmo Bay should be allowed free access to medicine…not citizens who work hard and pay taxes.

If you don’t have the money for an operation then you should die or allow your children’s children’s children to be in debt for your life saving operation. That is the biblical way….the capitalist way. Survival of the fittest…is the way of the Christian.

Send us your $$$ money $$$ before this blight affects us all. 

PS We also think Canada may be trying to spread yellow journalism. We caught them distributing the YELLOW PAGES disguised as a phone book. We have eye witness.


And now some truly “Sanctified” music with Ken Silva!

July 1, 2009


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